Okay, I decided I was going to try to make some comics where the characters said nothing but questions. Here are my results.

Carl and Carl by possums 9-02-04

You know how you were supposed to summon Satan in my basement? What about it? HEY, KIDS, WANNA BUY SOME SPERM SAMPLES?!?!? Why did you summon Rosie O'Donnell? Same thing, right?

Carl and Carl 2 by possums 9-02-04

Is that you, Carl? Who wants to know? Have you seen my baseball bat? Might you be referring to that great dildo I found in your cabinet?

Carl and Carl 3 by possums 9-02-04

What are we doing here? Isn't this the site of the Civil War Reenactment? I think so, but then wouldn't there be more black people and less Nazis? Oh... are we in WW2?

The last one is not funny, and I apologize for that.

The third one was the "funniest", figuratively speaking.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I take it you did not find these funny.

I don't think it would have been humanly possible for me to have stated it any more clearly and forcefully to the contrary.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I found them.

Funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.