You are liable to be eaten by a grue.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

>"turn on lamp"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

> "Ask Grue if she wouldn't mind taking out her teeth."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

> "Say: 'This might be the next big thing.'"

>"Wield Strapon"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

> "Begs for lubricant"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

>"attack Spankling with Strapon"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

> "Wonders how Grue got off so easy!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actually I'm sitting in front of a PC in a small studio.

What's a grue?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

LOOK IN A MIRROR! LOL!

> hold down boinky33 for grue raping

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I don't know how to what's a grue.

A grue is attacking.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

> rape grue

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

>"wield flamethrower"

>"attack grue with flamethrower"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

> go west

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I has a flavor!

you are not a young man.

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> attack grue with flamethrower

The grue begins to speak:
"If you let me live, I'll tell you where the treasure is and how to escape the labyrin..."
He is cut off by the roar of flaming petroleum slamming into his face and infiltrating his lungs.
The grue dies with a pitiful gurgle.

> go west

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

>"drop breadcrumb"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

> Paints walls of maze all different colors making them all different.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

>Pees in corner of maze.

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Get Your War On

>picks up telephone, orders pizza, turns on television, sits in twisty passage lay-z-boy....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

> sit on ground

> meditate

> shit self, pass out

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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What's a grue?

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What's a grue?

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I dunno, what's grue with you?

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