gabe, your mom called and asked me to do this one for her cuz she had her hands full.

I was trying to think of a interesting way to work some kind of tribute into this contest, but couldn't.

So:

- Not titles to any comics submitted. Enter some spaces in your title field. I find not having titles interesting cuz your 3 panels have to stand on their own.

- 15 words or less. I think the funniest comics are the shortest ones because you usually have to touch on something intrinsically funny to pull it off.

- Any characters, any backgrounds.

Just to show it can be done:

Untitled by ObiJo 9-12-01

Ok, how 'bout Sizzler?

Judging will be done Sunday evening. Multiple entries allowed. Good luck. Have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Untitled by crabby 9-13-01

My bald head is smooth care to touch it? Sure. What did you think? Smooth.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

This group is one funny bunch of motherfuckers.

ObiJo: excellent rules. This contest should generate a lot of very funny stuff.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I just had to get a little more mileage out of this Bill Hicks line. :- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Untitled by apejuice 9-13-01

Great party. Yep! Jesus! Who's that? His invite says Apejuice, but . . . I know. Coincidence, huh?

no chance of having a stripper meet in a small city in the north of england, is there?

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I LIVE!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You know, I was supposed to go and visit friends in London proper and Staines this autumn, but with things as they are, if the airfares were brought to all of our doors in gold leaf, leather-bound gift wrapped envelopes; we probably couldn't even use them. :- /

Where abouts, btw? I have friends with family in Liverpool and Wolverhampton in the north bit.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Where do your friends' families live, Bunnerabb? I'm in Aigburth, about a mile and a half from Liverpool city centre.

I heard that flights were being resumed some time later this week? My girlfriend's mum is supposed to be going to L.A. next week and she's shitting bricks about it. Although, I suppose security will be tighter than ever now (after the event, as usual).

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I LIVE!

Hey um.... i know this has a title so in essence it breaks the rules but i made it a while ago and i reckon it fits the other rules pretty well so I thought i'd stick it on.

Literal Oblutions by Matchy 9-07-01

........... ............ ........... ............ ........... I have stools

Hey apejuice: where do you live in the North of England?
I live kinda near Durham.

-Matchy-

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Signatures suck

Untitled by tiger8191 9-13-01

I liek milk!

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"I know how toast works."

Untitled by tiger8191 9-13-01

PSA Announcement Don't look behind you! Don't look behind you!

Well I found it funny!

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"I know how toast works."

Untitled by kaufman 9-13-01

Knock, knock. Yes? ObiJo Repossession, ma'am. I'll need you to give me your title.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You are the king of dorks, Dr. k. I thought the king of dorks was Gabe, but now I'm thinking maybe he's just the treasurer...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Untitled by BigEvilDan 9-13-01

Delivery for the Jerry Springer Show. The white trash is here! Great!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Untitled by BigEvilDan 9-13-01

My dog ate the punchline. Yum!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Staring Contest by attitudechicka 9-13-01

You blinked!

Personally, I liked Big Evil Dan's "Springer" one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Not Whores by DragonXero 9-13-01

... ... ... ... What? We're not your whores!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Untitled by kaufman 9-13-01

Kat Quat Catt Ok, spelling bee's over. No one got one word. Everyone loses.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sorry about breaking the "no titles" thing :\
Check out comic 7217
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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Untitled by BigEvilDan 9-13-01

...so the bartender says "We don't allow animals." Well we certainly showed him. Yup.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Untitled by crabby 9-13-01

Open the door it's the police! Whats the trouble officer? Where's your body? JAIL! GOOD!

Shit... Crabby's getting funny. :- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Untitled by wirthling 9-13-01

Yes? Hi! I'm here to talk about Jesus -- SLAM! I hate salesmen.

No, it's not particularly funny, but I thought it was apropos...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."