well i am one of the very rare often seen non-donors but before i get to that i must make a long (for yalls standards) entry

so anyway you may have not had seen me for a while because i was away on a vacation and the cheap hotel had no internet so i am back and i will be on the forums often and i will make comics as a non-donor often.

xo

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my name is mc! chris that is!

Wow. Dreams really do come true.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

what does that mean? i was wanted? or was that sarcasim?

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my name is mc! chris that is!

Wow. You must be some kind of genius!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It was one half sarcasm, and one half utter sincerity.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i must be some sort of genious what do you mean?

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my name is mc! chris that is!

mcchrisownz

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Batman created by Bob Kane

People, please try to be more clear about what you mean when you post.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, you are my favourite non-repeating binomial cat scan.

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Poop.

What do you mean by that?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I mean that as time goes by we tend to find the later exit to be farther from the melon baller.

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Poop.

After reading this I crawled under my bed and cried. The End.

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Get Your War On

quote:

i must be some sort of genious what do you mean?
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I think he was referring to your mastery of capitalization and spelling.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

At least he knows how to make a proper quote.

I have an announcement to make too.

I am Gay...

...lord Perry. Yes. I am Gaylord Perry. After my long pitching career, I came to stripcreator to make the funny.

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I has a flavor!

Then I have an announcement too.

I'm dying...

...to meet Hayden Christensen. He's so dreamy. And those eyes. Couldn't you just melt??? Well couldn't you???

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I've got an announcement too.

I'm Joe...

...Niekro. I like sandpaper. A LOT.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I also have an announcement.

Since I can play tennis, I have to work on my lob...

...otomy, because anyone who plays tennis shouldn't have a frontal lobe.

quote:

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i must be some sort of genious what do you mean?
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I think he was referring to your mastery of capitalization and spelling.

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My announcement:

I have a very small penis...

-shaped tumor growing on my ass...

-faced sister.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I regret to inform you all:

I finished off the M&Ms.

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What others say about boorite!

You bastard! I've been craving one of them blue little bastards all morning!

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Poop.

I listen to Korn...

...on the Kob. It talks to me when no one else is around.

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It's grime time.

I have a big Dick...

...ens collection. "Great Expectations" is my favorite. I like to read it while I'm mast...

...ering my appreciation of the classics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Smurf? Dude, that's sick!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.