I figure that maybe he doesn't understand us because we speak different languages. Thank goodness for The AOLer Translator.
Ahem.
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For those of you who are not versed in the language of 12 year-old AOL users, here is an English translation.
Dear jdplvy,
You are a primitive moron who doesn't seem to be able to comprehend the most basic of ideals. Instead of opening yourself up to public ridicule, you should have taken advantage of the private messaging system set up on StripCreator. Ideally, you should have read the "Frequently Asked Questions," but we cannot expect a person of your limited intellect to understand such a basic concept.
Therefore, we ask that you cease and desist your moronic discourse and leave us gentlefolk in peace.
Thank You,
StripCreator Citizens For Intellectual Decency