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BadlyDrawnBoy
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Just like the topic title says, show us a few of your favorite comics that you yourself have made. Here's a few of mine, if you like them, check the rest out.
Public Apology by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-16-04
No doubt were some of you stuoid Soccer Moms offended by the previous three comics for violence and mistreatment against Peggy the whore.
Thus, to keep you fucking happy, We now present a lighthearted tale of PuppyWuppiekins, the Puppy with a heart of gold.
My heart! It is made of gold! Choose Abstinence, kids!
And don't listen to rock music, or you'll kill your family! Tee-hee!

Downsizing by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
Assistant-Boy, take a letter.
A-oK.
Dear Assistant-Boy: Due to your poor work and lack of intelligence, you will be fired from BadlyDrawnBoysoley for the purpose of my wanting to put a foosball table where your desk is. End Letter.
Mmm hmm...yeah...
Okay, is Assistant-Boy one word or two?

Record number of "Mom" and "Gay" jokes in one strip. by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-16-04
You fucking little queer ass pussy fuck! I fucked your mom!
And you know what? I'm gonna fuck her again! Up the ass! I'm gonna ram the hell out of her, and there's nothing your pussy ass can do about it!
I'm going to fuck your mom all night! and again in the morning!
Dad, you're drunk. Go home.

10-25-04 6:16pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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THE MISSING HORSE starring Tex and Ying-Yang by biped
11-07-03
Dang. I can't find mah horse.
Well, what am I supposed to do? Give a flying fuck?
She shore was a good 'un.
Guess you'll have to find something else to fuck now, huh?
Her name was "Lulabelle."
And your name is "Huge Fucking Asshole."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

10-25-04 8:06pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Squirrel by dcomposed
12-31-01
Go away, squirrel.
Thank you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

10-25-04 8:36pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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CC 222: A Big Ol' Deuce-Egg by MikeyG
12-01-03
Cock! Piss, shit, cockety cock cock!!! Who the fuck are you?
I am Schmuley Schwarzenegger, brother of Arnold, and YOU are interrupting the filming of Terminator 7: Rise of TOBOR.
Terminator 7? What happened to 4, 5, and 6?
Optioned out to friggin' Sri Lankan film companies. We spent a lot of money on attaining the rights, so the film is kinda low-budget.
Well, shit on my tongue and slap me with a porcupine! Who would sign onto a clunker like this?
Steve Pitt, Manuel L. Jackson, Tim Cruise, Enid Zellweger, Nigel 'Lefty' Zeta-Jones, and Eric Roberts.

World's Worst Things to Say 2 by MikeyG
1-22-04
During Sex
Oh! Oh! Mikey, you're incredible!
Thanks! I thought I was gonna have a rough time getting it up to fuck a fat chick, but I guess I was wrong!
During a Job Interview
Hmmm...you seem to be overqualified, Mr. G, but we've decided you'd be an asset to our company. Welcome aboard!
Nice tits.
During Sex II
Did you just come inside me?
No, baby, don't worry. It's just piss.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

10-26-04 6:56am (new)
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80_Million_Fleas
Make a New One!

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Not EXACTLY the most funniest thing I feel I've made, but cool for whatever reason.

Rantin' and Ravin': God Bless Japan. by 80_Million_Fleas
7-01-04
Gee, why can't they invent something like that?!
Meanwhile, on TV...
What the hell is it? Should I run?
Nah.. You'll wanna stay, trust me...
Mom was right. I should have stayed in College.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

10-26-04 10:05am (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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My favorite comics are the ones that make people writhe in agony as their brains bleed profusely. Considering this is most of my material, I'll only pick out a few.

OMG!!! I MAED DIS COMIX ALL BYE MYSELF FOR BCC 1!!!!11 by NooniePuuBunny
5-24-04
I'''M GNNA HIT J00 WIT MY B8IG STICK!!!11
NUH UH! i AM GONNA SHOVE THIS AIRPLANE UP J00R SMELLY CHICKEN A$$!
YAH! SHOVE THE AIRPLANE UP HIS ASS!!!!11
TURN IT SIDEWAYS, UNKLE TOOTHGNIP!112!!
OMG! J00 SHOVED THE PLANE UP MY A$$!!!11 NOW WERE ARE WE GOING 2 STAND NOW?!
FUCK!

Inspiration Hits Like a Man on Steroids by NooniePuuBunny
6-01-04
OMG OMG OMG!!! We're trapped down here!!
Just calm down! At least we didnt get hit by that cave in!
Whaddarwe gonna do?! I mean, this small opening couldn't possibly hold enough air for us!!
If we keep calm, we should have enough air for a good 7 hours. That'll be enough time for the others to get help.
...But I just farted.
We are so fucked.

Clairvoyance, or annoyance? by NooniePuuBunny
7-21-04
Hey! <3
Hello sweetie! I can't wait to tell you something.
OMFG!!!!11 LETZ CYBER!!!!11 LOLOLOL! OMFG11!
What the hell?!
Gah! Sorry! I channeled an AOL user from the beyond again.

Scrambled Strip Creator: Zwei by NooniePuuBunny
8-13-04
This is partially a true story (except for the stuff I made up)
Once I was walking in the woods in Germany when I saw a huge box made of dead squirrels.
And all of a sudden it flew open and a huge ASS appeared in the sky. It started screaming "Mein Kartoffel ist schwer!!!" and I was all like "Fuck you too man!!"
Thats when I realized it was HITLER'S ASS, so I threw 70 severed penises at it. Then the ASS started SHITTING OUT Gary Coleman collector tins at me, so I chopped it in half with Hank, the hammer.
Blood, guts, and peices of Cory Feldman flew out of it as it screamed in its bloody death. Afterward, I sat under my bed with some nude pictures of Don Knotts and jacked off.
(I have anal sex with this hammer on a regular basis)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

10-26-04 12:03pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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god i should be shot

Why Jesus would suck at umpiring baseball by xxausrottenxx
7-09-04
And the ump says he's safe!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

10-27-04 9:07am (new)
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len
Stabbity stab stab

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TATH - Watch the funeral or you're a commie! by len
6-11-04
and the procession goes on and on and on ..
Reagan died as he lived, a clueless imbecile with Nancy following him around like some sort of fucking 1 month old puppy.
And in his final 'fuck you' to the US, he makes the majority of you suffer so a few can enjoy a BILLION dollar funeral. Ha. Well fuck you Mr. Chimpanzee president. Fuck you indeed.
I think Dan Rather has finally lost it.
Yeah I took off my shirt, I'm fucking Dan Rather!

Playing the Dan - 2 by len
8-15-04
Hello America, you're watching CBS Evening News. I'm Dan Rather.
You know, putting my tongue into another man's asshole doesn't make me a homosexual.

Robotron: 2084 by len
7-07-04
The time is now ... 11:59 PM
The time is now ... 12:00 AM
Happy robot birthday!

10-29-04 2:14am (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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Are you back len?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

10-29-04 8:15am (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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Oh and

I win. by JESUSSANDWICH
6-30-04
Hey, whats better ninja or pirate?
Pirates.
Fred Savage!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

10-29-04 10:45am (new)
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len
Stabbity stab stab

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I'm so back

10-29-04 5:21pm (new)
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Nintendorkus
Stripcreator Newbie

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I make a daily comic. Although I'm not sure anyone (but me or my brother) reads it, I like pretty much all of them. If you're new, here's the introduction strip:

The Andrew: The Introduction by Nintendorkus
10-04-04
This series is based on a comic strip I do on my old computer...
HEY EVERYONE IM ANDREW!
It was made with the MS chatting program and insulted my brother, who looks the exact same as the character in this one as the one on the computer.
WHEN DO I GET TO BE POPULAR!?!
They insult my brother and I made millions of them. I wanted to bring them to the internet, and they were much more than three panels... but I finally found a way to bring them to the internet.
SHUTUP AND GIVE ME A TURN!

I've made a new comic every day since October Fourth, and the only two made the same day were the first two, because 1. the first one was an introduction and 2. I wasn't planning to make it a daily strip until after the second one.

These are based on my brother, and all though most of them are just to insult him and he's nothing like in this comic, some of them I based on real life, such as this one:

The Andrew: Bored Games by Nintendorkus
10-29-04
We find Andrew and... kid... playing Monopoly.
You got doubles! You get to roll again!
Oh really well hahahaha something's funny.
What?
HAHA LOOK HOW THE CAR DRIVES AROUND THE BOARD VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
I quit.
Okay. If you really want to...

And this one was used as part of a treasure hunt I made when I got him a gift, so that's why it may not be the funniest of them all:

The Andrew: The Gift by Nintendorkus
10-27-04
A GIFT!!! FOR ME!?!
Yep, it's right-
You have lost my attention. I'm gonna go find it.
But-
What a weirdo. It's in his CD stand behind his computer.

My cast of characters (most people are random but here are the characters that are... "major" characters):

The Andrew- The retarded main character of the strip.
The Andrew: I'm Kewl by Nintendorkus
10-05-04
OH YEAH! I'M COOL!!!
No you aren't.
Yo only homies understand me greatness and you ain't one!
And I thought I was a freak...

Suga Mama- Andrew's girlfriend, I haven't used her since the second strip (and a small appearance in strip 18). SHE TALKS LIK TIHS YO.
The Andrew: The Andrew's Girlfriend by Nintendorkus
10-04-04
We find The Andrew in his home.
LUCY!!! I'm home!
Where he meets up with his girlfriend, Suga Mama.
YO ANDREW WY DIDNT U COME ON OUR DATE LAST NITE
Sorry, I forgot. Please don't hate me.
AWWW HOW CULD I HATE SOMEONE WITH EQUAL INTELIGENCE AS ME
Yay! That's good! Wanna watch Pelswick?

OMG DUDE- Doesn't have a real name, but he's the only non-Suga Mama character who TALKS LIK THIS.
[Click to view comic: 'The Andrew: The Friendly The Andrew']
Liberal Hippy- Yo, he's the daddio. Andrew constantly tries to make him his friend, but even being a hippy, he understands that he's an idiot.
[Click to view comic: 'The Andrew: Why The Andrew Isn't In The Pepsi Commercial']

I gotta go now, so if you're one of those few people who thinks my strip is funny, click here for today's strip.

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A nerd and proud of it!

10-30-04 9:23am (new)
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Jeanster
Blackadderess

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One of the many reasons I stopped going to church by Jeanster
2-16-04
The man of the cloth addresses his congregation.
I've noticed that some of you have been coming to Sunday morning service dressed very casually. Tee-shirts, shorts, cutoffs, sandals. Show some respect to the Lord when you come to church!
I expect to see an improvement in your attire when you come back next Sunday.
The following week the entire congregation shows up dressed in their Sunday best.
My sermon today is about how God can see right through you. He can see you for the sinners you are, despite how you may present yourself on the outside! You're not fooling Him!

True. I swear.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

10-30-04 7:40pm (new)
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Cities
Junior Comic Technician

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See Ya by Cities
9-19-04
see you in hell, bitch.
LATER...
sup.
hey.

Definitely my favorite.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

10-30-04 8:43pm (new)
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joltboy98
Stripcreator Newbie

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Baby's First Piece. by JoltBoy98
11-01-04
Sorry about all this...
I hate you.
But I have a famil-
...I'm new here and...
eeeEEEEEE!!!!!
...needed the practice.
Shut your damn squirrel face.

Old joke by joltboy98
11-01-04
So a clown and Jesus meet each other in Hell. The clown said...
Hey Jesus! What are you doing here?
And than Jesus replied with...
Just hanging around.

Final Election Haiku. by joltboy98
11-02-04
Final election haiku. I swear.
I hate election crap.
I took the ballot puncher.
Hurray! No more election haikus!
Than I killed myself.

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Strive not to belong. Strive to be lost.

11-02-04 8:47am (new)
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Nintendorkus
Stripcreator Newbie

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That first panel is six syllables.

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A nerd and proud of it!

11-03-04 4:10pm (new)
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Yaythunder
Stripcreator Newbie

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Dancing to the pancake by Yaythunder
9-01-04
*sigh* Winter sucks, Everything freezes and dies. I guess sometimes things need to freeze and die.
*sigh* Summer sucks, Everything burns and dies. I guess sometimes things need to burn and die
Drugs are my way of life.
Try some, Today!

11-15-04 9:39pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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Several of my strips are part of series or were made for contests. Among my standalone comics that were not made for contests, here are some of my favorites:

Bicentennial Buddies by fpd
8-07-01
Did you hear about Andrew Martin, the robot who wants to be a man?
That bot gets me so riled up! What an Uncle Tom!
Well, he's not human yet, and first law doesn't stop us from kicking his @$$.
Yeah, let's go make that gloopy android bleed positrons.
Are you sure robots are safe, Maura?
Of course, the three laws of robotics make them perfectly harmless.

Hairy Pothead Reports to His Superior by fpd
1-27-02
Greetings, Hairy Pothead. What progress have you made?
I am teaching millions of children to deride atheists and agnostics by calling them muggles.
That's not quite the kind of progress I was hoping for, though we can work with it. What else?
I am also teaching children that they don't have to get high on Jesus when they can get high on weed.
Excellent, that's more like it. What else?
I have a movie deal in the works. It will be called "Hairy Pothead: The Sorceror's Stoned."

The Evanescent Five by fpd
1-28-04
The new superhero group, the Evanescent Five, is no longer with us. Mr. Evanescent could strech his limbs any length. But he couldn't unstretch himself. He lost muscle tone and died of a heart attack.
The Human Combustion has died of spontaneous human combustion. The Snowman was too close to the conflagration and melted.
The Vanishing Girl has vanished. And who can forget the Forgettable It? It had the power to obscure any memory of him or her.
Did you say the Evanescent Five? Don't you mean the Evanescent Four?
Yes, from channel 3 news, we will miss you, Mr. Evanescent, Human Combustion, Snowman, and Vanishing Girl.

Straight Eye for the Queer Girl by fpd
2-11-04
If you know of lesbians only from websites and magazines, you may think they're as hot as straight women.
But in real life, lesbians are the most unkempt, unfashionable, unattractive people you can find without a Y chromosome.
So, on our new TV show, Straight Eye for the Queer Girl, we're going to do something about that.
Yes, we will use our straight eyes to help queer girls learn something about fashion, makeup, hair, and clothes. In no time flat, we'll have them looking as good as straight women.
So let's begin with our first real-life lesbian, Patricia from Boston.
You can just call me Pat.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

11-18-04 6:45pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Relationships by possums
8-03-04
I like your voice.
Why is it you always say things like that? "I like your feet. I like your hair. I like your eyelids." Now my VOICE?!?! How do you get off?!?!
I can fuck sound.

Bad News by possums
11-16-04
Bad news, Larry.
What?
Your momma jokes are back in style.
Oh, I hate those.
Your momma hates those!
FUCK!!

Cumshot: The Director's Cut by possums
9-19-04
OVERTURE
FIN

Nazi Weddings by possums
5-26-04
What's going on here?
My wife, Geraldine Kikekiller, and I, Johnson Niggerslayer, are getting married!
May I say a word to the bride?
Sure.
You put the aryan in marryin'!

He'll Fuck Anything That Moves by possums
2-25-04
He's pretty hot...

I'm the Charlie Manson of the information age!

11-19-04 9:16am (new)
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