I don't love you!!!!!!! An anal probe is for people that I hate!! Well if you kind of want to be my pal then I guess you can but I'll have to know you more for you to be my soldier.
I used to have some soldiers, but one day it struck me that it might be funny to order them all to march off a cliff. And I was right -- it was funny. But then I didn't have soldiers anymore.
--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.