I know it is hard to get people to read your material sometimes due to the massive flooding some people do(*COUGHCHUBBYCOUGH*).

Here in, I would like to read your stuff. Post LINKS to your comics and I will rate you. I will probably peruse your entire selection, but I'd like to see what you think out of your "funneh" is good too. I promise to leave comment as well.

I'm pretty fair and have a good sense of humor, so try me. I'm willing to read a lot of your comics if I haven't already.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

The Cannibal by boinky33 5-12-04

Yuck! I hate dark meat!

Praying by boinky33 5-11-04

Dear God, please keep peace on earth and.... Looks like you're writing a letter. Click me for help.

both ends by boinky33 5-01-04

I can't go out tonight. I got a frog in my throat. And a gerbil in my ass.

Report by boinky33 4-18-04

What do you think of my research report for school? I don't like your selection of font. Why? What's wrong with it? It's wing-dings.

Bonjour by boinky33 3-19-04

Bonjour mon cher ami, le quel grand jour c'est. Vous faire je consens. Vous améliorez ou je serai triste. Mais pourquoi ne diriez-vous pas ez est un grand jour? Parce que c'est. Ne pas dire autrement, vous couchant le cochon! Avez-vous su que j'ai onze orteils? Je plaisante seulement. Vous m'avez cru? Etais-je crédible? Speak english. You're embarassing me.

Why not? Although selecting my own strips is haaaaaaard. I'm a pretty critical judge of my own funny.

Never thought of that, did you? by SpideyChris 11-20-04

Greetings, you wonderful people! I am but a humble faery, created to bring glamour and imagination to a world otherwise desperately bereft of such! It is my task to empart joy and pleasure to the mundane races, yet the cost lies in that I may never seek the same for myself. That's real easy, since my vagina's the size of a motherfucking piece of rice.

I swear, that unicorn kicked a guy's head off. by SpideyChris 12-05-04

Dammit, Hero Two. That silicone shipment would've been torn apart by my puppies by now. But you HAVE to always show up... Oopsie. Anyway Dr. Blonde, you have the right to remain sexy. Anything you fondle CAN and WILL be thrust inside you. Oh really? Mmmmmmmhmm. I'm simply asking if you've ever noticed how hot our super-villains are. Or how often they escape while you're "distracted" by... What today? Ninja unicorns?

Five dollar ante, genies high. by SpideyChris 12-05-04

HUZZAH! I am the genie of the online casino ad-banner! But clicking on it, you have freed me and gained three wishes! AWESOME! My first wish is for more wishes! Oh... Well... Yeah. That's real original. Real original, retard. I'm an omnipotent force of magic, not some Robin Williams reference gag. What are you going to ask for next? A flying carpet? A cute little monkey with a fucking fez? AND AN ANNOYING PARROT!

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I've only got 14. They start here:

Knock, knock by FinnNYC 1-21-01

Knock, knock... Shut up. ...Knock, knock... Really.. Shut the fuck up, you're not funny. ...Knock, knock... Loser

I'm not very prolific.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

OK, so...

Chubby - It is impossible to read all of your comics, so I read a scattered 50 or so in addition to what I have seen today on the front page. You're okay because you are a 50/50 type. Sometimes you are really on and sometimes you aren't. Your version of beating a dead horse by making a billion comics isn't something I really like either. I think that by extorting an idea into 5+ comics really burns out the comedic qualities that you first enjoyed in it. I guess to sum it up, less is more.

B33 - So we meet again. I read every single one of your comics and my brain is feeling fuzzy and slightly like it has had a ride in a blender. You are good, you always have been. You are one of the few who I can hardly find a faulty punchline in.

Spidey - You're good and getting better. Your comics are very detailed in speech, that sometimes turns me off. However, I think you are riding a fine line of me liking it and hating it. Dance a little to the right with that towards the less side. Keep up the good work.

FinnNYC - Not nearly enough comics for such a timespan on the site(guilty of this myself). Don't be afraid to test your limits, you are on most every time. I enjoyed your comics a lot. Good.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Eggs of Satan 2 by MikeyG 10-30-03

Condoleeza in the Hot Spot You see, the information we received was checked thoroughly, and the speechwriters... So basically, Condoleeza, it sounds like a load of hooey! We rely on information through our intelligence sources. If they were less than accurate, who takes the blame for that? Well gee, douchestain, I guess that's gonna have to be YOU! Wait a sec... What's that swirly shit in the background? And why am I explaining myself to a rabbit with a gun? Who the hell are you? I'm your conscience, beyotch! Now drop trou, I got a metaphorical bullet for yo' ass!

CC 222: A Big Ol' Deuce-Egg by MikeyG 12-01-03

Cock! Piss, shit, cockety cock cock!!! Who the fuck are you? I am Schmuley Schwarzenegger, brother of Arnold, and YOU are interrupting the filming of Terminator 7: Rise of TOBOR. Terminator 7? What happened to 4, 5, and 6? Optioned out to friggin' Sri Lankan film companies. We spent a lot of money on attaining the rights, so the film is kinda low-budget. Well, shit on my tongue and slap me with a porcupine! Who would sign onto a clunker like this? Steve Pitt, Manuel L. Jackson, Tim Cruise, Enid Zellweger, Nigel 'Lefty' Zeta-Jones, and Eric Roberts.

FTC #12: Dancin' to the Jailhouse Cock by MikeyG 12-08-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I swear, it was consensual! You'd be in a lot more trouble if your 'evidence' hadn't melted.

FTC 16: Face The Spewsic by MikeyG 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! We have come to smother you with a giant gym sock. It's the ghost of all the sperm that have asphyxiated on my chest over the years!

CC 229: Master of Anticipation by MikeyG 1-19-04

Oh, man, this is gonna be great! I've never had sex with a virgin before! Please be gentle, I've never done this before. Oh, man, this is gonna be great! I've never had sex with a virgin before! I said please be gentle, not 'do nothing'. Oh, man, this is gonna be great! I've never had sex with a virgin before! Have YOU ever done this before?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

HA! I knew I was a wordy bastard!

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CC 212 : Desecration by niteowl 9-27-03

I can't believe Finkelman is dead. I know. It's such a shock. Did you know him? No. He has a beautiful headstone. Except for the birdpoop all over it.

Comic Cup X : Confession by niteowl 8-17-03

God, are you there? I need to talk to you. I have sinned. It has to do with an altar boy of mine. Ok...what exactly did you do to him? Be honest now. Nothing. I had sex with his mother. In the confessional booth. Hello? Are you there?

Happy Holidays by niteowl 12-13-03

At the convenience store... Hi. Can I help you? Yeah, a pack of Marlboro Mediums please. You really should quit smoking, it's bad for your health. Funny, I don't recall asking for an opinion on how to live my life. Well, Merry Christmas to you too, jerk! Are you going to sell me the smokes, or do I have to rob you to get them?

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MikeyG - Your comics are good. Some of them I don't like, but that is just likely to happen as I hardly like anything. I have previously rated you good, so I am not changing my rating.

NiteOwl - You are good and I don't think you get enough credit for it. You have nice ideas that deserve a little shine. I have rated you good. You have to be, being from Minnesota. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Bug by possums 12-05-04

So toots, how bout them Yankees? Go away. C'mon, toots, why do you think a came to a hooker convention? You should stop calling me "Toots." You should probably take your nametag off. Fuck you.

Don't Do Drugs, You Might Be President Someday by possums 12-06-04

I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this announcement. Well, Monsieur Bush, just sign zees treaty heere, and we will have acheived world peace. That's not the America I know and love. ......Qua? Wrong war, wrong time! Ukranian missle silo! Muscovy! Allow me to tickle your octopus! Acid Flashbacks: Yes, even when you're 60. Ticky, ticky, ticky...

Why MikeyG Will Never Be My Roommate by possums 12-04-04

Okay, Mike. We've had this discussion many times. Listen, opossum... I'm not going to take any more shit from you about me being a dog! It's opression! I'm not goint to take any shit from you, either! Especially not if it's in my fucking slippers! Racist.

FTC #47: Would You Like To Try A Combo Corpse? by possums 11-29-04

Biff, Dave didn't show up. You'll have to give Bob's eulogy. But -- I didn't really like Bob very much. In fact, I hated his guts. Well, just think of something. Welcome to McCop Out, may I take your order? One eulogy, please, with extra ham.

Here's the one that made it on the "top comics list"

Discovery Channel Meets High School 2 by BigFrank105 10-06-03

Here are two more interesting specimens: A desparate virgin and the captain of the cheerleding team. You smell beautiful today. Freak. Another simple 24-hour isolation chamber test will prove if these two creatures can coexist. Ah, love is in the air! Holy shit! I can't believe you slept with me! Don't flatter yourself. YOU try going 24 hours without sex.

And here's the rest of the crap

A Dysfunctional Christmas by BigFrank105 12-09-04

Hey Billy! Christmas is coming, do you know what that means? I get lots of presents from Santa! NO! SANTA ISN'T REAL! AND EVEN IF HE WAS HE WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR MEANINGLESS LIFE!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! I HATE YOU MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAA!!! Uh, honey, you probably should have gone a little easier on Billy when you told him there really was no Santa. Hey, that kind of stuff builds character.

Shmoozer by BigFrank105 12-02-04

NOBODY LOVES ME! I love you! NOBODY I LIKE LOVES ME!

Clippit Will Be Taking Your Souls Now by BigFrank105 10-15-03

This is Death: Soul-Taker since 12,403,392 B.C. Welcome to Hell. I am Death, I am here to take your soul. No! No! You can't! Recently the economic slump has caused his employer to replace him with someone more qualified, forcing Death to resign. Well Death, recent polls show you aren't too evil anymore. And your pay of 300 Damned Souls a week is a bit too much. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. No! No! You can't! Fortunately, the undead adjust well. Welcome to Burger Barn. I am Death, I am here to take your order. Hey, you're the dude that took my Uncle away.

Why Was I Born A Gemini? by BigFrank105 8-24-03

Your horroscope says bad things are coming your way! You actually believe that stuff? Rarr! Tobor cornhole!

[Click to view comic: 'Death CAN be Funny!']

Thank you for the glowing review, Phreaky :)
I don't plug my comics a lot, which probably explains the lack of credit in the forums. I get feedback through PMs though and that's enough for me. And yes, us MN SCers have to stick together, so I rated you good a couple of days ago. I would've rated 'em good even if you weren't from MN.

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MN REPRESENT! LOLLOLOL LETS GET THIS THANG CRUNK!!!!!!!!!

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

Dude...I'm white.

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Racism at a fast food joint by EvilZak 10-09-03

I'm sorry, we don't serve negroes. You racist son of a bitch! I hope you die and burn in hell, you fucking piece of shit! Go suck a fucking cock and don't stop until you're not a racist cunt anymore! Besides, jackass, that goes against equal opportunity laws. You'll serve me or you'll get your ass hauled off to jail, which is where racists belong anyways. All right, all right. What do you want? I'd like the Fried Chicken and Watermelon combo.

Funeral 2 by EvilZak 10-13-03

Here lies the body of Ken Perlis, he was a great man to all of us. Some of us knew him as a... I'd appreciate it if you all would stop doing the wave.

Atop a skyscraper, Death by EvilZak 10-28-03

Your time is up. Jump off the edge. HA! I didn't say Simon Says!

Alex Trebek and his wife by EvilZak 11-15-03

Just once, hon? No, Alex. I'm going to sleep. And if I catch you trying to have sex with me while I sleep, I will chop off your manhood with a rusty stiletto. Now let me get some damn sleep! Let's make this a true Daily Double!

Untitled by EvilZak 12-23-03

Dave, you're taking this WWJD thing a bit too far.