You may have have noticed that CC62 was infiltrated by a number of newbies. And Shock Horror! One of them actually won! So for this contest, the characters in the strip should be discussing this terrible invasion. Who are these newbies? Where did they come from? What is to be done about them?

Oh, and 2 other rules:
1- Invent a new superlative. Something like "arsetastic" or "jizzmungous".
2- I'm a stickler for order. So I'd like it if the first words of each dialogue box were in alphabetical order. This doesn't mean you need to use all the dialogue boxes, though.

Something like this. (Except funny)

[Click to view comic: 'CC63']

I'll do the judging Thursday morning, GMT. Feel free to shout at me for making up such stupid rules.

Argh!
You're not making this easy, you know :)

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Ignorance is no excuse

Well .. first attempt ..
[Click to view comic: 'CC63 - Newbies Galore']

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Ignorance is no excuse

[Click to view comic: 'CC 63 - Ode to the Big Lebowski']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'newbietastic']

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I LIVE!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Shit... rules....

This thing has rules... great.

Alphabetical order... new word... superlative.. mm hmmm, k... yeah... got it....

as soon as I wake up, then I'll make a new comic... or... *zzZZzZZzZ*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

ARRG. I made somthing for i saw the rules. ok... i think got it figured out now.

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I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 63: Bad horror movie in three panels']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.

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Um, sorta- its a parody. Weird Al.
AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me-It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys-It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket-You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time-You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around-Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full-Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew-What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles-Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now-I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek-You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

-Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
-Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill-So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk-Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA-Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet-And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish-It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

-Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you -dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
-Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
-Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends-Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever-You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you-So what you gonna do

-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
What did I say
-Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
-Dare to be stupid
It's alright
-Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
-Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
-Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
-Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
-Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, -Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
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sorry this post is so god-awful long.

but It goes along well with Transformers.
"Transformers!(Dare to be stupid!)"
I hated those toys. They broke on me all the time.

I'm still trying to think of a strip worthy of the word arsetacular.

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[Click to view comic: 'The Old Guard and the CC63']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC-LXIII - Arse-capades...']

Nah, I still think arsetacular was wasted...

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I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.

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Um, sorta- its a parody. Weird Al.
AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.

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He asked about it being a TransFormers Movie reference because this song is, indeed, played during the brief battle with the Junkions (Eric Idle!!) and appears on the Soundtrack.

(I need all the brownie points I can get.)

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This is not my empire.

Hey, I only watched the TV show and bought the figures. Never saw the movie.
BUT I'll betcha didn't know that the song(dare to be stupid) is on the soundtrack for that movie.

[Click to view comic: 'The New-bie Generation Diet']

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"I know how toast works."

quote:

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2- I'm a stickler for order. So I'd like it if the first words of each dialogue box were in alphabetical order. This doesn't mean you need to use all the dialogue boxes, though.

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Whoo hoo another freak like me!

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I'll do the judging Thursday morning, GMT.

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Thursday morning comes at a different time in GMT than it does in CST?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me-It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys-It's time to let the bedbugs bite
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You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around-

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That would be Mr. Whipple.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I know- but I got the whole text off a site.
Mr. Wimpole- that is stupid.
What- you don't think i wrote it all down myself do you?

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I know- but I got the whole text off a site.
Mr. Wimpole- that is stupid.
What- you don't think i wrote it all down myself do you?

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Why not use the official Weird Al lyrics site and see how they spell it :-)

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ah- mucho gracias amigo.

[Click to view comic: 'CC63: This Strip is sooooooo TONY']