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Alright, all my previous ratings have been deleted, so I'm trying to put a few back on...

This goes for anyone that wants a rating, whether a vet or newbie. Other donors please feel free to join in, or do whatever you like (as normal ^_^)

If I haven't rated you and you want me to, post a few of your best strips here (No more than 3 per user please, or I won't read them all. Your chances will be better with only 1 or 2- if I like them I'll read through your collection). Please only post comics once, but feel free to have a chat.

BEWARE! I will rate you poorly if your comics are bad. My pet peeves are poor punctuation, internet slang, or comics that just aren't funny, and people who can't count (Please no more than three strips per user in this topic). Typos don't bother me unless there are a lot of them. If I don't think your comics are very good, but I can see that other people would like them and they're well made, I'll either rate okay or not rate you. I'm not out to ruin people's ratings for no reason (especially people who have put a lot of effort into making their comics), but you do post at your own risk.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Well, this one just got put in top-rated so it must be okay...

Incidentally it's also my first strip. Hopefully I've surpassed it since.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #2 by biped 5-16-04

Where's my lunchbox? It was right here earlier. Oops! I put it where the dog wouldn't get it, and... Should I ask WHERE you put it? Well, I'm afraid you just buried it along with Mrs. Wilson! Oh, dear... a whole submarine sandwich and a pickle... Oh well, let's dig her up! Then I can get my purse back, too!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #6 by biped 5-16-04

OH MY GOD! THE CABIN'S DEPRESSURIZING! Oops! CATHY! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME? The lady in 4C said she needed some fresh air! So I thought I'd crack the door open just a tad! THIS IS A CATASTROPHE! I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN STAY AIRBORNE! Should I serve dinner now?

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #12 by biped 5-24-04

Didn't you see the "Yield" sign, ma'am? Yes, but I don't understand Swedish! No, ma'am -- "yield" means you're approaching a right-of-way thoroughfare. I am? You mean right now? No, no -- when you were in your car. But it's not my car!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'd already rated both of you guys, both as "good" of course ^_^

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

A Dingo Ate My Homework by CHUBBY 11-01-04

G'day, mate! Today, we're going to look at the we-yad wohld of Austrilian woildloife! The platypus is a mammal with a bill loik a duck what lies eggs! The female kangaroo carries its young around in a pouch and can jump fohty feet! And then theya's Rupert Murdoch......

How to speak Australian by CHUBBY 11-29-04

Technicolor yawn. GAAAAWWWWWD!!!! RAAAAALPH!!! Murdoch. Murdoch. Australian for demon.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I've already rated you CHUBBY, I just don't want my name in your profile so I didn't leave a comment.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I want all those ratings back omigodyaylol.

Flick...ah. by SpideyChris 12-11-04

You should quit smoking. Pffffft. This again? You suck. So do you. Don't you love it when I come in your mouth? ...yeah. Tee hee!

Employment advancement. by SpideyChris 12-16-04

You're pathetic. I ought to fire you right now... But I'll let you keep your job, if you kiss my ass. I, uh... I can't. My lips are chapped. Sorry. Whoa whoa whoa! There's no way I'm letting anyone with chapped lips kiss MY ass! So, change of plans. You're going around front instead. Ribbed for your pleasure, I see.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

Rate meeeee!

Alien Office -Gift of the Season by d_Random 12-21-04

2:00 at the Office. What are you doing for Christmas? I was thinking of treating myself to a couple porno DVDs. You mean you are going to masturbate on Christmas, Jesus's birthday? Everybody does it. USA Today just published an article, Christmas is the most masturbatory holiday after Halloween. But playing with yourself makes baby jesus cry. He'll get over it.

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[br] ALIEN OFFICE -please kill my co-workers

SpideyChris, Employment advancement is genuis.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Universal Problems by LostGuy 4-05-01

Women. Ya, women Damn hot. Damn hot Dann expensive Always after my nuts.

Thanks for rating mine, Injokester.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

You already rated me, but I will still post my comics here and force you to rate them anyway.

In A Store Near You, Press Release on Thanksgiving by NooniePuuBunny 11-19-04

Mr. Smith, What sort of literary project are you working on? Well, my mission is to spread tolerance, acceptance, and a feeling of belonging for people with embarassing disorders. Really? In fact, I'm working on a children's book right now that should give a place of exceptance for children with Irritable Bowel Syndrome... Is that so? What's the title? "Jimmy and the Projectile Poo"

Scrambled Strip Creator: Zwei by NooniePuuBunny 8-13-04

This is partially a true story (except for the stuff I made up) Once I was walking in the woods in Germany when I saw a huge box made of dead squirrels. And all of a sudden it flew open and a huge ASS appeared in the sky. It started screaming "Mein Kartoffel ist schwer!!!" and I was all like "Fuck you too man!!" Thats when I realized it was HITLER'S ASS, so I threw 70 severed penises at it. Then the ASS started SHITTING OUT Gary Coleman collector tins at me, so I chopped it in half with Hank, the hammer. Blood, guts, and peices of Cory Feldman flew out of it as it screamed in its bloody death. Afterward, I sat under my bed with some nude pictures of Don Knotts and jacked off. (I have anal sex with this hammer on a regular basis)

Inspiration Hits Like a Man on Steroids by NooniePuuBunny 6-01-04

OMG OMG OMG!!! We're trapped down here!! Just calm down! At least we didnt get hit by that cave in! Whaddarwe gonna do?! I mean, this small opening couldn't possibly hold enough air for us!! If we keep calm, we should have enough air for a good 7 hours. That'll be enough time for the others to get help. ...But I just farted. We are so fucked.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Lost Civilization by AudaciousMoose 12-21-04

Aliens from another galaxy stumble upon the ancient civilization of Earth. They use an old thesaurus, and use it as their guide through the forgotten English language... I have debunked a superannuated operandi of conveyance. Supereminent scutwork! Citations manifested in the alcove contrapositive to the straphanger's sector elucidates that this rubric of transmission was baptized a car. The bourgeois presumptively christened this idiot box, or gimmick thingamajig, as a jalopy. You are emphatically sagacious on the meat of verbalization and lingua franca. It is hypothetical that you could subsist conjointly...if you obstructed exploiting colloquialism and vernacular.

I messed up on the narrative...I'M SORRY!!!!

Posers by AudaciousMoose 12-13-04

Hey, I noticed your shirt the other day. You like Led Zeppelin? Yeah, he's the coolest! Hey, I'm wondering if you would like to play lead guitar for my band. What makes you think I play guitar? I noticed you have a skateboard. Can you do any tricks? An ollie or something? Dude, I'm so good, I don't even have to know how to ollie.

Silly Tree Huggers by AudaciousMoose 6-13-04

There was a protest at the White House yesterday involving crazed Lord of the Rings' fans. They were protesting housing developments taking the place of rainforests in South America...Take a look. You will not take our forests! The ents will prevail! We will not be under the oppression of Saruman any longer! When the crowd of four violent protesters started attacking the gates of the White House with their plastic swords and wands, officials became frightened. Within five minutes, the riot guard had arrived. Three of the protestors are in the hospital, while the other escaped on his horse that he had brought to the event.

HAVE MERCY!

Aw, shucks. Now I blush coquettishly.

(I don't know if that last word is spelled right. And I'm drunk. AND I DON'T CARE WHOOOOOOOOO!)

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

Everyone's looking good so far, and I've rated everyone as good ^_^

d_Random, you had no need to post, I've been following your comics closely since I saw them a while ago. I love the Alien Office!!!.

Noonie, I've been a big fan of yours since I first started here as TooMuchCoffeeGuy, and I still go back and read that photoshopped series you made every few months ^_^

SpideyChris, AudaciousMoose and LostGuy, you guys are all off to a great start! Each of you have some great comics! Some of your work honestly isn't that great (definitely not the majority), but this gets a lot easier with practice (I really don't mean this as an insult, my first 50 comics aren't as good as the ones you guys have been turning out- if you read my early TooMuchCoffeeGuy strips you'll see exactly what I mean...) Keep turning them out and I'll keep reading them ^_^

Oh, and Merry Christmas everyone!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

CHUBBY, I've put my comment back in your rating seeings as how things have settled down now ^_^ (It's right at the bottom, I was the first person to rate you, so you should know what I rated as it determined how many stars you started with).

BTW, please don't take offence at my recent comics, I figured since you and boinky aren't at each others throats now I can make fun of you again (which is what I do after all...) ^_^

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

My pants are on fire by Yaythunder 8-27-04

*shot* Now the room has colour, It was boring white before.

Meanwhile, in the depths of mass communism by Yaythunder 11-15-04

Hello welcome to disqualifieds meat services, how may we assist you today? I have came here to stop you, you and your army of evil carnys. You and what army soldier? Why this you idiotic block of Rot! Later On Wow I just had a dream all the animals killed the humans and now we rule the world! You're not too far off Pal! *wink* Um, why the hell did I just do that?

Time to get out the probe by Yaythunder 12-11-04

I just had the best idea ever, let's kidnap the president and replace him with a decoy. 1 4g1233, l37'5 pu7 7h15 pl4n 1n70 4c710n! Congradulations Mr. President, you win a trip into outer-space! Gasp! HURRay! Later on Oh noes our president has been kidnapped! I can tell because this one's smarter than the real one.

Cheers, and the top one has a weird capitlisation in one of the sentences so sorry about that.

WOW!!!! Thanks Injokester!! Somebody likes me!

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Jesus, can you get the phone? by ghett0blaster 12-02-04

*RING RING* *RING RING* Fuck. *RING RING*

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Rate away.

Yaythunder, your comics are pretty weak to say the least. I won't rate you unless you want a bad rating.

ghett0blaster to be honest your comics aren't anything special. The exception is the one comic you posted, which is a work of genius and more than makes up for the others ^_^

I've given you a good rating based on that comic.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Weak? YOU DON'T NOE THE MEANING OF WEAK *shakes fist*

meh

Weak:

Lacking physical strength, energy, or vigor; feeble.

Weak:

Lacking physical strength, energy, or vigor; feeble.

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Ok so you do. You're still not the ruler of the world or anything.

are you?

I'm afraid so.

If you read my intro you'd know you were condemned from the beginning. Your comics aren't funny, your choice of language is downright offensive to any intelligent human being, Using different backgrounds and characters each panel of a strip leaves it disjointed and incoherent.

I wasn't going to rate you because I'm sure there are a bunch of 13 year olds on GameFAQ's who'd like your stuff, and while I don't like it at all I didn't want to crush your spirit because of a difference in taste. But then you used the word "NOE". Why? Why did you do that?

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.