Whoops. My zero key sticks a bit.

Mate by FinnNYC 1-04-05

Alright, today's the day I meet my sign language trained mate. Sweet! Do you think you'll be able to teach your offspring to sign? I'm in this for the mating. I'll leave the teaching to the mother. I hear ya. I don't think I could bother teaching a baby all the stuff I've learned either. What are they training you to do? To pee in the coffee over at the physics lab.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And here's a followup

Chock Full O' Pee by FinnNYC 1-04-05

I heard one of the monkeys from the neurobiology lab got out. Yea, those idiots can't keep their shit together over there. Haha, no shit. Just a bunch of grad students pretending they're PHDs. Hehe, Dorks! you know what they say... If you can't prove the Atiyah-Singer index theorem, you play with monkeys. Hahaha! Losers! ... this coffee is awful.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'll bet that monkey peed in the guy's coffee!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Unfortunately I found that comment funnier than either of the comics =/

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Oh monkey piss on all you silly little people.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I've had sex 00000000000000 times!

Damn, my zero key tends to stick a bit too...

Then stop having sex with your keyboard.

Don't you get it? The monkey peed in the guy's coffee!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked them. I'm a sucker for monkeys.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

As a guy who descended from monkeys, I approve of these comics.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Unfortunately... a drunkenly belligerent Kajun didn't find this bit of light-hearted monkey fun amusing, and afterwards beat the chimps to death and had sex with their skulls.

Don't piss in the man's coffee.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

So you're the one who peed in my coffee.

Or would have if I drank that stuff.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I pooped in your bacon this morning Kaufman.

I think you should have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stars. woops, my zero key sticks too, but Hentai did that to my keys and my xxx-box controler!

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!