Could you please read or rate or critique my comics? thank you very much.

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

What did you say?

That is what I said. Or would you rather me post them in here so you don't have to go through the effort to link them?

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys. by AsymptoticNotation 1-05-05

Hey! It's me, Asymptotic Notation. What are you doing, anyways? Shh. Videogames. Well, I'm leaving. My Scandinavian fanboys await me. You mean the ones who chase you like you're the Beatles or something? Yeah. Why do you run? It seems kind of pointless...

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys (part 2:language) by AsymptoticNotation 1-05-05

Wait.. why do I run from them? I don't know.. you don't speak Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, or Swedish? Translations: Asymptotic Notation- I speak Norwegian. Lys- Yes, but only in Oslo! Jeg snakket norsk. Ja, men bare i Oslo! Well.. that was an interesting interlude... My level 20 white mage blasts you with a fireball. Owned.

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

I made another new one.

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys(part3:D+D/hiding) by AsymptoticNotation 1-05-05

Hey Asymptotic Notation. Do I know you? I'm Lys. You know? I just came back from a Dungeons and Dragons game. Well I must be off hastily. Fanboys approach. Aha! She must have been this way! You might find her hiding in that country from her Scandinavian fanboys.. one of the Scandinavian countries, I think it was.

I welcome any constructive critique.

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

Yet another addition to the series:

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys (part 4: Varg) by AsymptoticNotation 1-05-05

"It's important to take responsibility for your own body, and take responsibility for your children. Not by denying the child different things, but by raising the child in a reasonable way... ,the heathen way. And at least by fighting for your child to grow up in a healthy culture, instead of the Jewish-Christian whore culture. Our forefathers were too brainwashed to realize this... quote from page 9 of Vargsmål by Varg Vikernes (anti)culture's misanthropy." I thought the whole Norwegian Black Metal thing was about misanthropy? to be continued... When will you people learn that just because I was associated with that before, I don't necessarily follow it now. It's dead anyways. Aw, lighten up Varg..

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

They're getting worse. Stop concentrating so much on character development and throw some friggin' jokes in there. You've got plenty of time to develop your characters "on the side," if you will. This is a comic strip, not a soap opera.

None of them were really heinously disgustingly up-chuckingly awful, though. Except #4. (If I read through all that BS, I want there to be a joke at the end of it!!)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thank you for the advice. I will keep that in mind.

The next 2:

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys 5: broken record by AsymptoticNotation 1-05-05

I hate the Jews. Dude. What the hell are you talking about? You know what? I have no idea. I think prison has gotten to you, Varg. note: Burzum was Varg's band. I hate the Jews. This reminds me of the time my Burzum record was skipping..

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys 6: prison by AsymptoticNotation 1-05-05

translation: Scandinavian fanboy: Yes, yes. I live in Norway. After extensive research I have found that Asymptotic Notation is hiding in a Norwegian prison Ja, ja. Jeg bor i Norge. Meanwhile... So, Asymptotic Notation, what are you in for? ... I'm hiding from fanboys. You mean all those fanboys outside the prison walls?

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

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upset stomach, nausea, vommiting, chronic diarrhea, exhaustion, loss of appetite, erectile dysfunctions, death, and an inner ear infection.

If you or any of your loved ones have read these comics, please contact your doctor immediately.
Thank you.

Could you critisize constructively, please, instead of just trying to belittle me?

Thank you.

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

I didn't find them that funny. I suppose it's because of the cultural barrier. Or maybe it's just because I hate Finns. Yeah, it's probably the hatred of Finns, actually.

but its Norwegians, mostly.. :\. The foreign language used in it is Norwegian. I don't speak Finnish.

I wonder why so many people dislike Scandinavia.

I don't actually live there myself.. either way. I know a lot of Scandinavians though..

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

Sorry, I just thought the picture was funny.

Finns, Norwegians...I don't really know the difference between them. All I know is that they induce an uncontrollable rage in me that causes me to rip my shirt off and howl.

They seem more like they're inside jokes. Try aiming for a more universal style, and many more people will appreciate the jokes.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Sad.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I found them to be confusing. I'd say punch up your punchlines a bit, and when in doubt, simplify. That's what I say about everything though.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thank all of you for the advice.

I will try harder to make my comics more understandable in the future. I'll have to think for quite a while about the next one.

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

here is a new one which I think I have made better:

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys 9: repairmen by AsymptoticNotation 1-07-05

Why are you in my house? Euhh.. I be.. telephone repairman, ja ja. I don't have a telephone. Err. I mean the internet. You're not Scandinavian, are you? Nei, nei! I am not the Scandinavia!

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

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Could you critisize constructively, please, instead of just trying to belittle me?

Thank you.

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Or perhaps I should say humour.

Yes, I too was sad when I ripped that shirt. It was a really nice shirt.

Your latest comic is better than your previous ones, I think. It's less funny, though, if you don't know the background of the Scandy fans. I'd suggest making it funnier stand-alone, but that's just my personal preference.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Ok.. thank you very much Not_scyess for critiquing me a bit better than boinky did. I mean, I have no problem with humour but when used to belittle someone without having a point to make is just lame.. I am working on a newer comic.

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

Asymptotic Notation's Scandinavian fanboys 10: Ikea by AsymptoticNotation 1-08-05

Hello can you direct me to the morketlysetargenblargen? Ja, ja. It is right in the Eplegaret section which is next to the Ikea caférestauranteatplace. No.. that's not it. That's the lysethvisostar. No! that's not it either! It's the hebenglobenisketikkar. When will my quest for a morketlysetargenblargen end!

The newest installment. Based on an actual trip to Ikea.

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Fear my Scandinavian fanboys. Ja, men bare i Oslo!

Your comics do not adversely affect my cats, for which I am grateful.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.