My tribute to the honorable Martin Luther King:

Show the man some respect, kiddies.

I find this oddly funny for some reason. But then again, I'm weird.

Did you forget to floss with bon jovi's hair?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

*Posts obligatory obscure response, the malicious intent of which is unclear.

Martin Luther King Jr. by boinky33 12-11-04

I have a dream.... ....where I'm being raped by rodeo clowns.

According to Freud, clown gang-bang dreams signify a yearning desire to fuck one's mother. In fact, all dreams basically signify that according to Freud. Unless the dream is actually about fucking your mother. Then it means you are schizophrenic and sociopathic.

Remember, the boorite character is black, so Dr. King can have that dream where he goes around all day without realizing that he didn't put his pants on.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Today is Milk-Lactose Killers Day? Those vomit-prone bastards.

I find the best way to kill them is to inject them with milk.

WHILE STABBING THEM.

HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY, CHARLIE BROWN!

oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh oooh ooooh ooooh oooh oooh!!!!