AMERICA SAYS GOODBYE TO MICHAEL POWELL by SinatraFonzarelli2 1-22-05

JANET JACKSON I AM GOING TO CORRUPT AMERICA AND IT'S GLORIOUS CHRISTIAN VALUES BY EXPOSING MY NEGROID TEAT TO PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO WATCH INNOCENT FOOTBALL NOT SO FAST, FIELD NIGGA! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY SO LEARN TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO WHITEY OR ELSE THE WAR ON PORNOGRAPHY PROGRESSES OH GOD I AM ABOUT TO SPURT! I LOVE MASTURBATING TO FAMILY GUY AND SAVING PRIVATE RYAN NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOUR BIOLOGICAL URGES MAKE BABY JESUS CRY TEARS ALL OVER HIS FACE THAT'S WHITE LIKE MY MASTERS' NOW THAT MICHAEL POWELL IS GONE WHO WILL PROTECT US FROM ALL OF THIS FREE SPEECH? NOW THAT THERE'S NO ONE TO FINE NETWORK TELEVISIONS LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR SAYING CERTAIN WORDS, WE POT-SMOKING HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNIST ATHEIST HIPPIES ARE FREE TO CONQUER AMERICA

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

WOW HA HA I READ YOUR COMIC.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

honestly this guy has been one of my favorites on this site.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

:D

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

I like monkeys. Make a comic with monkeys to appease me.

I'm sooooo going to miss him. ;_;

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=D

That sure is a lot of text to convey a trite political viewpoint.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I hope you now that hippie's are not Communist's they are Socialist's. Communist's are people who want to be dictator's and Evil Genius's like myself. Hippie's on the other hand are a bunch of social parasites... that I can give you. But other wise it was funny keep it up.

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"I'm here to stay bitches!" *looks around the room* "I'm funny to some people" *reads the post of boinky 33* "well you know what you should... fuck you!" "I will mak

I hope you know that when speaking about plural nouns you don't use an apostrophe. It's just an 'S', e.g. hippies, Communists, Socialists. When you use an apostrophe and an 'S' you are either showing ownership of the noun following or it is a contraction of two words, e.g. it is, it's.

Basically, you make no sense and should probably shut the fuck up.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

True, but is it really worth your time to correct people's grammar and spelling?

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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True, but is it really worth your time to correct people's grammar and spelling?

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One of these days, I do need to teach you DrPedantic's password.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

What? Hippies aren't always communists OR socialists! First off, Communists are Socialists, because that's the umbrella that communism and anarchism and such fall under. Hippies are dirty, priveleged people who always have some rich parents to fall back on. Well, that's a generalization as well, but it's mostly true.

Communists don't all want to be dictators, either! There have been many, many dictators that weren't communists. And many, many communists who haven't been dictators. Go back to Political Science class.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I love you, old blue eyes. <3

You've tickled so many socio-poltical bones in me.

...No, I'm not being sarcastic. 9_9

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.