More hipocritical than Mike Moore! More dyslexic grammical and spelling errors than a room full of avid FPS gamers! More socio-political than a talk-radio hosts convention it's....

-80 MILLION FLEAS!-

After leaving his homeworld Kripton, 80 (as the ladies call him) leads a life of truth, spamming and masturbating to yiff. Oh yeah.. and he works at newspaper as mild manner report "Duke Itout"... But that's a secert. Shhh...

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Anyway, let's start with the comics shall we? I did this one first off and in retrospective it looks like I'm supporting Mr. Stickly's opinion. I, whoever, was trying to convey that 'Yes, we ARE controlled by chemicals but it makes us what we are.' With that in mind, let's look at my first strip back on the job.

[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': I'm Potentially Back']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

I also got a nice strip on the news. J-Metro is a city I made on the orginal Simcity as a kid.

[Click to view comic: 'RnR S2:1 That ain't working, that's the way you do it.']

[Click to view comic: 'RnR S2:2 Let me tell ya, them guys ain't dumb']

[Click to view comic: 'RnR S2:3 Maybe get a blister on your little finger']

[Click to view comic: 'RnR S2:4 Maybe get a blister on your thumb']

[Click to view comic: 'RnR S2: This would be the end.']

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After reading these comics, I was attacked by timber wolves.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have that kind of sway over timber wolves. I fought with them in the great timber wolf/artic wolf war. We lost many a pup. I can still here them howling in my dreams, slowly driving me mad...

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

I liked the comics.

Biped: Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOO!!!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

They were okay. There could've been more funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Of course there could. There always could!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': Lowest Common Comedic Ploy']

Yes.

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quote:

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[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': Lowest Common Comedic Ploy']

Yes.

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Oh.. and Thank P.C.! Your stuff is pretty awwwwright. Or Ggggrrrreat. I can't figure out which.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Don't hurt yourself.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Don't worry, I'm a masochist. Masakiss? Mascotfist?

...Pain gives me boners.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.