More hipocritical than Mike Moore! More dyslexic grammical and spelling errors than a room full of avid FPS gamers! More socio-political than a talk-radio hosts convention it's....

-80 MILLION FLEAS!-

After leaving his homeworld Kripton, 80 (as the ladies call him) leads a life of truth, spamming and masturbating to yiff. Oh yeah.. and he works at newspaper as mild manner report "Duke Itout"... But that's a secert. Shhh...

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Anyway, let's start with the comics shall we? I did this one first off and in retrospective it looks like I'm supporting Mr. Stickly's opinion. I, whoever, was trying to convey that 'Yes, we ARE controlled by chemicals but it makes us what we are.' With that in mind, let's look at my first strip back on the job.

Rantin' and Ravin': I'm Potentially Back by 80_Million_Fleas 1-24-05

DId you hear about the 'gay bomb' the US government was working on? Yeah... It just goes to show ya that homosexuality is a illness that's destroying our society! Wow. You sound crabby. If it is something as small as chemicals controlling wrongful needs, then it is obviously a problem that needs to be controlled! ... Did you take your happy pills today? You know... Come to think of it, I don't know.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

I also got a nice strip on the news. J-Metro is a city I made on the orginal Simcity as a kid.

RnR S2:1 That ain't working, that's the way you do it. by 80_Million_Fleas 1-24-05

Hi! I'm Hiktor Viktor Hector Vector... ...and I'm Melissa Bleedenbottom-Padd and you're watching J-Metro Action 4 News! Tonight's Top Story. Insurgency continues in Iraq. So then I tell the guy, "Sunni? You must be Shi'ite-ing me!' Wahaha! That was a good one... Say, did you just hear a bomb go off? ... But first! Hollywood star Sven N. Out is to star in a new action movie! More details after this commerial break!

RnR S2:2 Let me tell ya, them guys ain't dumb by 80_Million_Fleas 1-24-05

... and we're back! Hollywood star Sven N. Out stars in a new action movie "Clone". Here's a clip! GET OFF OF MY .. Old Navy denim jacket! Just 17.50 at most stores! GO AHEAD. MAKE MAY .. Egg Mcmuffin! Buy 1, get one free! For a limited time only. It's sure to be a hoot! Go see it a Big Thyme Movie CinniPlex for only $5.99. Stay tuned, we have more coming up! ..What the hell is going on?!

RnR S2:3 Maybe get a blister on your little finger by 80_Million_Fleas 1-24-05

...and we're back! Doesn't that commericial make you wanna buy soap? Now we go live to Clint Pokewifcigar! Clint? ... Thank you Hiktor! I'm standing beside basketball superstar Lemmie Dunkz. Lemmie, how do you feel about tonight's big game? I'm sure it's goin' be one hellauva battle, Clint. Ya'll should come down and see it. Tickets just $50 for a decent seat. Also, buy the new Lemmie Shox! Dunk better wifa LS on yo feet! Ahh. Interesting... I've been wearing the new LS and the ladies HAVE been all up ons! After this commerical, it's the DS vs. The N-Gage QD! ... Angrier by the second...

RnR S2:4 Maybe get a blister on your thumb by 80_Million_Fleas 1-24-05

We're back! That at-home lobotomy kit sure looks nice. Time to check in with out local gamers, Pixel Romm and Raster Trackball. Guys? Uuuuugggh. Thanks, Hik! As you can see, the QD is totally superior to the DS in every way, shape or form. Oh ya. Game of the week is THUG 2... with even more corporate spounsorship than THUG 1! Also, don't forget to check out the Spike TV's Video Game Awards! Thanks guys! I'll be tuning in! After this commerical, the weather! Will it be warm enough to go shopping? Find out! ALRIGHT! THAT DOES IT!!!

RnR S2: This would be the end. by 80_Million_Fleas 1-24-05

I've had it up to here with this whole goddamn parade! What the hell has happened to our news program? To America?! We're promoting a lackluster, cliche movie full of product placement and bad acting... ...Peddling shitty tickets to an equally shitty game to watch someone that should be in jail for charging up into the stands and starting a fight! Not to mention that his shoes are made by Asian Tots. And we're giving biased reviews on products and shows your couldn't force me to watch! ...and we've ignored the must important fact of the news... reporting relevant news and not sensationalism! I like a little captialism, but damn! This is just too much! I quit!!! Up next on J-Metro News: Newstation seeks to hire illegal immigrant worker! Must speak English and work at 1/3 the pay. Details after this commerical break!

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After reading these comics, I was attacked by timber wolves.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have that kind of sway over timber wolves. I fought with them in the great timber wolf/artic wolf war. We lost many a pup. I can still here them howling in my dreams, slowly driving me mad...

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I liked the comics.

Biped: Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOO!!!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

They were okay. There could've been more funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Of course there could. There always could!!!!

Rantin' and Ravin': Lowest Common Comedic Ploy by 80_Million_Fleas 1-26-05

The Lowest Common Comedic Ploy is the lowest point one will stoop to get a laugh. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you have the time? yes!!!1unouno its tim 4 u 2 suk mi dik111thenumberone Let me get this straight... You're God? yes iam alos gay gat ppl r funy theyrb bad kill al teh gay ppl irote abot itin my bok evar red teh bibal i rote tht im so awezom i carped mi pants I have no dignity. u no i rotabot bad ppl lik u n my bok i caled it teh bibal u evar red teh bibal itz god becase i rote it stfu 7 haev gat sex wif mi i hat gays i carped mi pants

Yes.

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quote:

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Rantin' and Ravin': Lowest Common Comedic Ploy by 80_Million_Fleas 1-26-05

The Lowest Common Comedic Ploy is the lowest point one will stoop to get a laugh. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you have the time? yes!!!1unouno its tim 4 u 2 suk mi dik111thenumberone Let me get this straight... You're God? yes iam alos gay gat ppl r funy theyrb bad kill al teh gay ppl irote abot itin my bok evar red teh bibal i rote tht im so awezom i carped mi pants I have no dignity. u no i rotabot bad ppl lik u n my bok i caled it teh bibal u evar red teh bibal itz god becase i rote it stfu 7 haev gat sex wif mi i hat gays i carped mi pants

Yes.

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Oh.. and Thank P.C.! Your stuff is pretty awwwwright. Or Ggggrrrreat. I can't figure out which.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Don't hurt yourself.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Don't worry, I'm a masochist. Masakiss? Mascotfist?

...Pain gives me boners.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.