...the color mauve.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...indifference.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

lanyards

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xx( o Y o. )xx

... Liberitarians.

...the red plastic cups littering my desk.

...Aerosmith's "Dream On"

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It's grime time.

...My Physics teacher

...the President

...Corned Beef

...Krispy Kreme Donuts

...Bob Costas

...imitation crab cakes

...Jim Belushi

...pajamas

...Utah

...MTV's "The Real World"

...hockey

...Superman's pal, Jimmy Olsen

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

-everything

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Batman created by Bob Kane

JDPLVY

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

things I've never heard of.

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AFROMANS MOVE

drunkj

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Is that like being drunk in Norway?

... whether or not my meal is vegetarian.

... your a/s/l.

... political statistics, since every side can usually warp the same numbers to support their case.

... the Gay Pride parade.

... carrots.

... parrots.

... Maritz.

... celebrety "news."

... rutabegas.

... the names of Columbas' three ships.

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"Old" is the old new.

-CHUBBY

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

...redbrute.

...gamefaqs.

...Charlie Kaufman.

...Charlton Heston.

...digital film.

...pubic hair.

...apathy

...republicans

...democrats

...homosexuality

...generic cola

...Uganda

...annoying people who manage to be funny

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

-fantasy/sci-fi

-computer games

-John Edwards

-spectator sports

-reality shows

-most Hollywood movies

-NPR

-network tv

-Paris Hilton

-in-laws

-exes

-my alma mater

-broadcast news

-radio

-the Oscars

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

- packing peanuts.

- roller skating

- blenders.

- sulphur.

- the color yellow.

- the next door neighbors.

- Star Trek: The Original Series.

- Star Wars.

- turtles.

- commercials. Since getting a DVR last year, I haven't watched any.

- TV specials about WW2 (excluding military equipment).

- pinochle.

- spiders.

- chemistry.

- The Incredible Hulk.