Timmy The Pervert #17 by TimmyThePervert 2-05-05

you know what you need, man? a new job. can't man. there's no good job opportunities for guys who never finished high school. if i hadn't failed that final essay, things would be different... *flashback* timmy, are you aware that the word "sex" appears in your essay 433 times? well, i DID write my essay on sexually transmitted disease, after all. the word "sex" is to be expected in an essay on that. this is history class. your topic was the korean war. really?

Timmy The Pervert #18 by TimmyThePervert 2-05-05

*SLAM!* dude, you fucking idiot! you moron! hey, don't go trying to shove the blame of this on me as though it was my fault! it IS your fault, you sick fuck! we'll probably never get invited to one of the johnson's parties ever again! i don't see what the problem is. i was GREAT at the pictionary match! you always drew pictures of the party's hostess masturbating. always. even when it wasn't your turn. SHE HAD A NICE FIGURE! WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IN MY POSITION?!

Timmy The Pervert #19 by TimmyThePervert 2-05-05

so, are you still a virgin? sadly, yes. what about you? yeah, i am. how about oral? have you gotten oral yet? OH yeah! i've had oral thousands of times! putting your penis into your sister's open mouth while she sleeps doesn't count. fuck.

Ah, Timmy. Will you ever win?

Wonderful, one and all. #19 is particularly topical.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

These comics are two-to-three times better than getting killed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I love you for #19.

Timmy The Pervert #20 by TimmyThePervert 2-14-05

but yeah, that history teacher you had really hated you. not as much as my spanish teacher. remember her? *everything in quotes is translated from spanish* okay class, read along with me from your textbooks. "I HATE TIMMY." "I HATE TIMMY." "TIMMY IS UGLY AND STUPID." HEY! THE BOOK SAYS "JOSH", NOT "TIMMY"!

This one is less about Timmy being a pervert and more aobut his tortured and hideous past.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

"HEY! THE BOOK SAYS 'JOSH', NOT 'TIMMY'!" was a great surprise ending.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Shit. Of all the mistakes to make, I had to make one in the strip I photoshopped and can't edit...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I liked all of them

I wish TimmyThePervert was my secret second account.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Timmy The Pervert #21 by TimmyThePervert 2-20-05

so, how'd your date with that blind girl go? bad. i mean sure, she may be blind, but she has EXCELLENT hearing. i'm kind of suprised she heard me wanking in the seat next to her in the theater, i was hardly making any noise at all. i think you need help. now that i think about it, her sense of TASTE was inhuman too! i mean, YOU never seem to notice when people ejaculate into your lemonade, do you?

And again!

Timmy The Pervert #22 by TimmyThePervert 2-20-05

so, how's your relationship with that girl you met a while back going? meh, it's practically over. she's clingy, overbearing, and stupid. fortunately i think i can squeeze some hot sex out of her before i end it though. hot sex eh? heh heh heh... you sly bastard. count me in.

Ha!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

These comics are truly fantastic, anyone who thinks this site has gone downhill or isn't as good as it used to be should have TimmyThePervert rammed down their throats.

He is the future.

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Dad was flammable

These are excellent - I suspect you're some kind of power newbie, but that's not important. What matters is that these comics rock. More please.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

oh my god, hahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahaha
ehhhhhhh,hahahahaha

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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE INTERNET AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED MY ENTIRE LIFE ~ Joey GLADSTONE

these comics are hilarious, but the term Power newbie dosen't quite fit. You see I may be new to the website and all, but that dosen't make me a newbie, I've been doing these kind of things for six years now. You should really watch when you call someone new to the web site a noob, becasue sometimes its Bullshit.

Go away, silly person.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

What was that,

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

These comics = low-brow humor = genius!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Hilarious strips. Great work.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Wow, I can't believe all the positive feedback I've gotten on these comics! Thanks to you all! Here's a new strip:

Timmy The Pervert #23 by TimmyThePervert 2-22-05

*click* dude, bring 100 bucks down to the police station and bail me out! bail you out? jesus timmy, what the fuck did you do now? well, i was hanging out at the mall and i saw this really cute girl at the bookstore reading a magazine. i started contemplating ways to get her attention. uh huh. so i said to myself: "hey, as long as i've got this rifle with with me, why not fire a few shots into the air and see if i can impress her? what could possibly happen?" i'm not wasting 100 bucks on you.

You're awesome. These comics continue to impress. Keep up the great work.

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It's grime time.