Saturday Night Tag Team | by not_Scyess 2-05-05

WWAAAUUUUGHHH!! Dude! What the hell is wrong with you? AAUUGGHHHH... man! Did you ever get the little tube inside your testicles tied into a square knot? ...Well then you shouldn't've asked!!!!!

Saturday Night Tag-Team || by ElTigreMask2K 2-05-05

WAUGHGHGHG!!!! Who are you? I'm the ghost of testicles past. I'm here to show you how it was....and how it can once again be..... Is it in yet? Actually, I just finished. Why the hell would I wanna go back to that? Sorry that was the best memory I could find. Maybe the next spirit can do better....

Saturday Night Tag-Team ]|[ by not_Scyess 2-05-05

wwaauugghh... Rufus! I am the Ghost of Testicles Present! I will show you the state of your testicles right at this moment. I KNOW THE STATE OF MY TESTICLES AT THIS MOMENT! THEY HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! Um, oh. Yeah. You're right on the money, actually. Why the hell do my testicles have ghosts, anyway??? Hey, I just graduated in June. We can't all start out as Christmas, you know.

Saturday Night Tag-Team |\|\ by ElTigreMask2K 2-05-05

WauughgGGHH..... Yes...You see, I'm the ghost of Testicles future. I'm hear to show you what will happen if you don't get that testicle problem solved right away. So wanna come back to my place and fuck? Sounds like a plan.... So you're saying if I don't fix my testies then I'm going to have sluts with huge tits ask me to fuck? Actually, you were the slut.

Saturday Night Tag-Team V by not_Scyess 2-05-05

Help! I need a doctor! Thank God you're here, doc! My testicles are tied in a knot, and I need you to fix them so I don't end up an emascualated slut picking up Canadians at water coolers! Actually, I think you'd look rather fetching in a dress. Help! I need a lawyer!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Saturday Night Tag Team SIX by ElTigreMask2K 2-05-05

So thats what happened with the doctor. Do you think I have a case? ARE THEY REALLY IN A KNOT? CAN I FEEL THEM? PLEASE! JUST A LITTLE! Wow, ummm....I don't literally think they're in a knot. It's just sort of a figure of speech to use as an analogy for the pain. I UNDERSTAND NOW....CAN I STILL SEE THEM? You know, think I might have a better case against you than I have against the doctor. OH PLEASE SUE THE PANTS OFF OF ME!

Saturday Night Tag-Team V][ by not_Scyess 2-05-05

Oh, hey, buddy. How did that testicle thing work out for you? Terrible. I found a doctor who wanted to remove them and a lawyer who wanted to fondle them. I think it's pretty obvious whose advice we should follow in this situation. Oh, lord! What are you going to do?! In this type of situation, Martha Stewart would tell me to cut you a big slice of cake. I think they just died of fright.

Saturday Night Tag Team 8eight8 by ElTigreMask2K 2-05-05

That cake really hit the spot. My balls feel great, but I'm so tired now. I'm the ghost of testicles past. I'm here to show you how it was....and how it can once again be..... Dude...You already came by, I'm really tired ok. Just get off my back. Look you ungrateful kid I'm just trying to help. God damnit....Where does a guy haveto go to get some sleep around here? I know a place. Its risky but it might be worth it.....

Saturday Night Tag-Team |X by not_Scyess 2-05-05

Okay... tell me what I have to do, spirit. It's no wonder you sprained your balls, what with the way you play with them all the time. JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO BEFORE I MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE WORLDCOM'S 2002 INTERNAL ACCOUNTING DOCUMENTS!!

Saturday Night Tag Team EX by ElTigreMask2K 2-05-05

Basically, all you have to do is go lay in your bed and go to sleep. But also...... Of couse! LAY DOWN! Its so simple thank you so much. Thats not all. Also take it a little easy on the balls. Don't jerk them so much. Thems fighting words! Wow he dissapeared faster than a boner around Jimmy Carter.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Saturday Night Tag Team -- Epilogue by not_Scyess 2-05-05

Here you are. Your travails are at an end. Thank you spirit, for helping me find the true way to testicular health. And now... finally... sweet... rest... ZZzzZzZZZzZZZ Wanna tie his balls in a knot again? Yeah. Why not.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm DragonXero and I approve of this series.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Rosebud.

yea ur comic was more of the professional type in newspaper readings and such...but a comic based entirely on balls...and jerking off...and you ripped on me so harshly for my comics that were atleast short and to the point...i guess in theeyes of the "comic industry" ur comic is more clever than any of mine..but thats thething...i wasnt trying to pretend to be a professional comic maker...these things are for fun...so chillout on the insults man..even though u probably got more pissed at the fact i posted them each seperately but it was an honest mistake...im sure u make mistakes too...not everyone has the same taste of humor..i mean look at that show "That's So Raven!"...need I say more...

peace Charles DICKens
now u should appreciate that as clever

I pretend to be a professional comic maker. I wear a special comic making hat and tell all my friends that I designed this website and drew all the pretty pictures myself.

On fridays I pretend to be Ms.Gertrude Whiplash, but thats a story for another time.

I think maybe you should have researched the audience you were posting to, before you posted, and thusly you may not have become infuriated with the percieved "over" criticism. The advice you were given seems sound and reasonable dude.

P.S GRRR-AAAMMM-AARRR!!!!

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

quote:

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yea ur comic was more of the professional type in newspaper readings and such...but a comic based entirely on balls...and jerking off...and you ripped on me so harshly for my comics that were atleast short and to the point...i guess in theeyes of the "comic industry" ur comic is more clever than any of mine..but thats thething...i wasnt trying to pretend to be a professional comic maker...these things are for fun...so chillout on the insults man..even though u probably got more pissed at the fact i posted them each seperately but it was an honest mistake...im sure u make mistakes too...not everyone has the same taste of humor..i mean look at that show "That's So Raven!"...need I say more...

peace Charles DICKens
now u should appreciate that as clever

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Great series, guys. I enjoyed it immensely.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

My favorite part was "He disappeared faster than a boner around Jimmy Carter".

Fucking brilliant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wow. I'm glad someone decided to actually comment on the series. Make all appreciation checks payable to "not_Scyess." (That's cheques in less civilized parts of the world.)

"Less civilized" meaning, of course, "having fewer impliments of death and destruction than we do."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Can we just not send our appreciation checks to Scyess?

Actually, they'd probably say they were less civilised.

Oh yeah, fun series.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I will seriously give you some money for that comic PM me your paypal.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I thought it was good, but it would have been funnier if instead of the Ghost of Testicles Future you called him the Ghost of Testicles "Yet to Come". Get it? Come? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!11

Or not.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Don't have a PayPal. 8(

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Send the money to Brad in this young man's name. He's too good to be toiling in the non-donor ghetto.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I agree.

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Menthol?

I sent Brad some money in my name for you guys.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Brad told me. Uh... thanks! I didn't know I was worth actual money.

Now he has to decide if he's going to accept donations in other people's names.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Don't worry I am!

You are hilarious! Yes I mean it! You are now one of my favorite authors!

AURON ROCKS!

Thanks for the kind words.

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Menthol?