Carnac in Hell by suicide_king 2-09-05

I hold in my hand -- the last envelope. Pope John Paul the second. Pope John Paul the second. Who will be spending next Christmas with me? Hey ohhh! May Satan swallow a handful of Viagra and date your sister.

HA

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

As Carson Himself would say, "that's good stuff."

I always loved Carnac, so I did the opposite and sent him to Heaven:

Carnac Goes To Heaven by choadwarrior 1-23-05

Before I let you into Heaven, I want you to use your borderline divine ways to tell me what is written inside this hermetically sealed envelope. Jack Nicholson, Steve Miller, and Johnny Carson. Jack Nicholson, Steve Miller, and Johnny Carson. Name a former Joker, a Midnight Toker, and a now dead smoker.

Ha ha ha! Both comics were great.

---
dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

And for completeness' sake:

After hearing the news, Ed McMahon falls badly off the wagon by kaufman 1-24-05

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEERE'S JOHNNY!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

If I knew you were going to show the funeral, Kaufman, I would have posted the eulogy first...

A Fond Farewell by choadwarrior 1-24-05

And now to deliver the eulogy, Johnny's long-time guest, Mr. Don Rickles... Thanks, Father, I think you left your altar boy running outside. But seriously, folks... A lot of comedians owe their careers to Johnny...sure, he gave breaks to kikes like David Brenner and Jerry Seinfeld, but lets not forget he had on filthy Puerto Ricans too... Of course, the only reason he called Freddy Prinze over to the couch was so he wouldn't steal his hubcaps.

Alot of your comics make me laugh!