just fyi

You come onto the forum with 2 lame strips and two geriatric gags and WHINE about getting 28 votes?

Welcome to the wonderful world of who the fuck are you?

You need to move this thread to the "Pussys Go Here" section.

Bring back JDPLVY. At least he was a COLORFUL moron. You're just a moron.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

People who don't give a shit about something don't generally say "I don't give a shit about this!" out of the blue.

Just fyi.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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People who don't give a shit about something don't generally say "I don't give a shit about this!" out of the blue.

Just fyi.

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I don't give a shit about whether people give a shit about things I don't give a shit about!

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What others say about boorite!

I do not give a shit about how you rape me.

just fyi

When did feces become part of our bartering system? (eg: "I don't give a shit...", "I can give two shits...", etc)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Since the "two cents a shit" bug from the barter system in Fallout

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Nice goin, shit for brains.

What about "hot" shits? People generally seem to consider them to be quite valuable as currency, especially in pairs.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I turned down a date with a hot bisexual twenty two year old girl tonight so stfu

It's too bad I can't rate you insane, not because you "turned down" that date, because you're insane.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Just out of interest, why did you turn her down?

OMG, I totally turned down three nymphomaniac supermodels tonight and Naomi Watts three days ago, so you stfu!!!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I think his potential date went something like this:

JrnymnNate encounters a girl by FinnNYC 3-12-05

Wow, she's hot! I'm totally her type... I look cool today, she's gonna spot me and give me that "come hither" look. Hrm, she's been talking to that other girl for a while, when's she going to notice me?... OMG!.. I'll bet she's totally bisexual! I'm gonna get BOTH of them! I hope my breath is ok. Crap, she's leaving... well, God hates gays so I'd have turned down her advances anyway... her very, very hot advances.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Heh... it's funny because it's (probably) true.

I'm sure this hot, 22 year old bisexual nymph was thinking "wow... that teenage Jesus freak gets me so wet!"

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I wanted to respect my parents wishes while they still pay the bills, even though I didn't agree with them. Plus it was a nasty bar. I probably would have gone this once if things had been different, just to do something, even though it might have compromised my integrity. It wasn't that I didn't want to hang out with her.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You're not of legal drinking age in any American state... What fake ID would Jesus use?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I turned down a bi-sexual date, but that's because i heard my parents coming, and they hate it when i use their VCR

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I dumb :D

You're not of legal drinking age in any American state... What fake ID would Jesus use?

You could get in if you were under 21. They stamp your hand so you can't drink.

Nate... admit it. This "bar" was actually a Church. And this "22 year old bisexual hot chick" was actually a drunken 56 year old priest by the name of McBlarney. And when you say you "turned down a date" you mean you ran like Hell.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

and by "ran like hell" you meant "put a roofie in his drink"

hahaha you only know the half of the whole story

she's reddish blonde, 6', blue eyes, freckles

shit, here's my post from tribal war

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I've been eating lunch with this girl in my sociology class. We've talked a lot and gotten to know each other fairly well. As you all know, I'm a fundamentalist straight conservative Christian. Turns out she's a bi-curious liberal pot smoking agnostic. We actually seem to get along very well. So yesterday I invited her to come along with my sister and I and go ice skating upstate.

She turns around and one ups me by saying she was going to ask me to go to this local semi famous bar that has had a lot of important bands pass through, to see a friends band. (for those of you in Connecticut or who'd know about it, the name of the place is Toad's Place).

It's interesting because I've gathered she has a BF, but she doesn't talk about him, he's completely absent from our conversations over the last few weeks, except for once or twice, and he wasn't going to be going tonight, she was taking a sister along or something and wanted me to go with her.

and while my id is thinking like every other guy with a penis, my superego is telling me the things I've heard about Toad's Place (it's a really wild joint from what I hear) makes it seem like it'd harm my integrity and morals. I'd rather do something with her that wasn't in such a negative atmosphere. You would have to know what it's like to understand. It's just not a great place to be. And I don't want to come off as that kind of person, especially when I'm trying to make a good impression of having the virtues I do. So I called her and left a message and said I was not going, but maybe we could do something else another time, and I'd talk to her later.

Then I found out I couldn't go up to ice skate because the roads were gonna be bad by the time we'd be on the way home, so I got a pizza and went over my brother in law's and watched Sky Capitan so I wouldn't come home and be depressed all night.

Obviously principles are a major cock block. I don't expect many of you to understand the reasons why I wouldn't go.

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oh yeah and the truth was I'd rather take the high road than give my dad reason to have an emotional meltdown.