Pilot Episode

Channel 73 News by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Channel 73 News (The news that no one cares about) Welcome to channel 73 news: "The News that no one cares about"...That is why lisa beside me's here gets paid $4.50 a week. I also work for the channel 3 news, this is just my part time job... ...Lenny, atleast im not a damn part-time drug attic, an alcoholic, a convict, and an elementary school dropout! In todays news lisa was found on the street fighting with a homeless man over a quarter... but don't put the blame on poor Lisa, because that is %6 of her weekly salary... ...you idiot, that was my quarter! How would you like it if someone tried to take your money? ...well its better than buying a bloody gumball and infecting that diabetic disease you're carrying-thats enough for today...if your ignoring us, or just using us for entertainment, we hope you die! Yeah, whatever he said...

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Channel 73 News (2) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Good Day! Welcome to Channel 73 News! "The News that no one cares about" I feel drunk today so we'll just look at some embarrasing pictures of Lisa... She had to be unidentified in black.... Who the hell is that on the other side of this window...oh! it's me... I think that i need some serious rhinoplasty! uh...that was her looking at herself in the mirror... thats enough for today. So if you're just ignoring us, or using us for entertainment. You seriously will die!

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Channel 73 News (3) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Welcome to Channel 73 News "The News no one cares about" Im Lenny... ...and im Lisa. In todays entertainment recent seinfeld cast member "Kramer" has ripped down an entire wall of his house... ...just yesterday, "Kramer" forgot that he wasn't doing the show anymore, and tore right through that wall of brick and plywood... ...he will have a reconstructed home with no doors and walls... ...and that is %100 retarded, recently said from the mouth of Lenny! He will have a home underground! I was just READING what the damn cardboard said you fruit... So if you're using us for entertainment or just ignoring us... remember... we hope you die!

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Channel 73 News (4) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Good Day! Welcome to "Channel 73 News" The News that no one cares about... we had to change our backround to nothing because after copying 38 other news stations, we didn't have enough money. We needed to afford a lawyer... and this news station gets paid $25 dollars a show. We shouldn't be telling you this information but you know we don't make enough money... ...and we never have anything that interesting to talk about... Bye for now, and by the way, we hope you die! -i-wasnt done! -i was goin' somewhere with this!

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Channel 73 News (5) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Hello, i'm Lenny... ...and i'm lisa... lets go straight to the white house for an urgent report with the president of the United States. hi im Frank, the reporter for channel 73 news... this is george bush incase some of you might not know, he's the president of the United States Hi fellow americans... i spoke with Sedahm Hussane the president of iraq and has just confessed his real name is "so damn insane" and he needs a phyciatrist immediantly! And you could obviously see that he's either wearing a hat and mustache to cover his identity, or he's super mario... its a strange world out there... Thats it for today, and i almost forgot, you will die!

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