I never visited the "Hateful Haiku" forum back when this was all lowpass.net, but I miss it now anyway. Here's a thread to honor its memory. I'll get things started:

You are all fucknuts.
Your brains weigh only one gram.
Go jump in a lake.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

i looked at (insert two syllable name here)
oh the horror, oh the pain
maybe i will barf

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I asked five people
What they thought of your comics
"Duh!" "Blecch!" "zzzzzzz" , *thud*.

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Comic Contest XIV: Sad but true haiku... by wirthling 3-21-01

My name's Gabe Billings; I am a colossal geek; Low Pass is my home. Gabey, I miss you!; We haven't had sex for weeks; Do you still love me? Statistics don't lie; I make more comics than God; This is my purpose. We can't pay the bills; They've shut off our water and; the dog is on fire! No time to sleep now; The magic number awaits; - one hundred thousand! I want a divorce; I have found another man; His name's ObiJo.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Why do the forum
Users have this obsession
With haikus? Huh? Well?

Six Strip Creator haiku by evil_d 1-29-01

Surrender, for all / your base are belong to us. / It's for great justice. Two hundred letters / cannot convey my sorrow / but can stretch panels. Jerkcity mindset / So well matched to k1dd13z here / Why am I unused? I hate religion / but enjoy drugs and gay sex. / Or so one might think. Continuity / is overrated. Use three / different backgrounds. Comics worth ten points-- / needles in a gay haystack. / My poor, aching head.

Back in the early days, DexX and felion had a few strips with cat and dog haiku in them. I think haiku are a natural choice because their dimensions are constrained, same as Strip Creator comics. Limericks could work too. I'm sure there are a few around.

But all of this talk is decidedly non-hateful! We need to get back on track.

Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.

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Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.

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Lowpass Haiku II by gabe_billings 1-26-01

Lonely robot man Though I'm without heart or soul I still get it on

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.

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Boorite dissed me hard.
So I kicked him in the nuts.
He won't have kids soon.

Where is ObiJo?
Here, gone, here, gone. What the fuck?
Make up your mind, bitch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.

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EVERYONE
1 2 34

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Gold chains; hot pink suit.
Where my money at, beeeatch?
Time for a pimp slap.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Problem with haikus
Is that sometimes you need more
Syllables than you're

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Problem with haikus
Is that sometimes you need more
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Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.

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Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.

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Why do so many
People think that haikus are
Not five then seven

Then five syllables
But simply seventeen of
Them, plus some line breaks?

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Gabriel Billings
Did he ever have a life?
That colossal geek!

A true confession:
I counted on my fingers.
Don't laugh - so did you.

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Why do so many
People think that haikus are
Not five then seven

Then five syllables
But simply seventeen of
Them, plus some line breaks?

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I've a friend named Dexx.
He's from a land down under.
He fucks kangaroos.

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A true confession:
I counted on my fingers.
Don't laugh - so did you.

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Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.

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Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.

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Annunciation
Is one of the key values
They teach you to do

This may be because
You have never once acted
Take an acting class

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Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.

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Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.

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Annunciation
Is one of the key values
They teach you to do

This may be because
You have never once acted
Take an acting class

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Enunciation.
Heard of a dictionary?
Look it up next time.

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Chicka likes to act.
"I've done eighteen feature films!"
Porno flicks don't count.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Attitudechicka
Her dictionary no good
Or maybe she can't read

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.