Kranks by silver2540 4-08-05

Hey Max! Whatcha doing? My name is Mark. And I'm fixing a floorboard. How did you get in my house? Over the course of 2 hours... Mike, Mike. Gotcha. Well yesterday at work you left early before I got a chance to tell you I was going to throw a party honoring the one-week anniversary of last Tuesday and I wanted to invite you--- ...oh thats right. Phil in accounting warned me about you. Excuse me for a moment. ...Are you all right? Much better, actually.

Kranks---Mark gets arrested by silver2540 4-08-05

Give me your money. Look at me. I am wearing no signs of visible pants. Where am I keeping the money you ask for? Isn't that illegal? How have you avoided being arrested? ...thats an interesting question. I got pulled over last week, so either the cop was blind or didnt care. Then again, how often does one see a stick figure with few identifiable parts? One must---

Kranks---Evil Sheep vs. Mark by silver2540 4-08-05

Eat your children. ...I don't have kids. ...then eat your neighbor's kids. This is stupid. Theres no sense or reason behind harming a child. Does it make sense that a sheep can tell you to hurt people? Good point.

Kranks - Mark meets Bizarro Mark by silver2540 4-12-05

On a walk through the park... Holy crap!!! You look just like me! Satanic urine!!! You're my exact opposite! I see whats going on here. It was on Seinfeld last night. How do you feel about Martha Stewart? I feel wonderful about her. Her inspirational teachings of the hearth and home bring joy to my heart. This is why my people were forced to initiate measures to destroy her. I think we'll get along just fine. Also, my intestines are external. Let me know if I get a leak.

I just got started on this thing, and as you can see my preferred character of choice is going to be Mark Kranks. Explains the name, doesnt it? Gotta love his stick-figureness.

Well, let me know if I'm any good, and tell me what to do to improve upon my comedic skills. Thank you very much.

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Flie liek teh eagel!!!

The first one was forced, but "Mark gets arrested" and "Evil Sheep vs. Mark" were brilliant. "Mark meets Bizarro Mark" wasn't bad, either.

Feel free to make more!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I liked the last two a lot. Especially Evil Sheep vs. Mark.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Kranks---Dealing with a Loss by silver2540 4-12-05

Oh no...it looks like Grandma Pooky passed away. Grandma Pooky? Yeah. The one we crammed into a nursing home as soon as she became an inconvenience, and never write or visit. .... I'LL MISS HER SO MUCH!!! Hefty inheritance, huh?

Kranks---Pesky lil Rangers by silver2540 4-13-05

Oh sweet Jesus in heaven! Not today! Hark, weary traveller! Be you in need of the mystical powers of Axelxcig, the ranger of Lothginigan woods? Gary, you're 35. Maybe you should drop the Lord of the Rings fanaticism. You're too old to be out in the woods with other fanatics fighting wars that never really happened. ...? Get thyself a job. OH!

Kranks---Mark and Remorse by silver2540 4-13-05

I just told off that poor Lord of the Rings fan. Which one? The one with the cats, or the one that actually dresses like the character? The one with the costume. The one that lost his wife in a fire only a week ago, the one that uses Lord of the Rings as a way to escape the pain of reality? ...should I send flowers? Nah, I told him I'd pee on your pillow. Sweet dreams.

Kranks---This Ever Happened to You? by silver2540 4-14-05

What are you doing? I'm contemplating the plight of our rainforests. If we don't do something soon, the whole world will suffer the consequences. You could make a better attempt at disguising yourself when you're picking your nose. Damn it.

Kranks---Mark and the Buffet by silver2540 4-14-05

I have a question for you. Shoot. How is it that many popular buffet-style restraurants get away with selling thousands of tons of food that is much worse than hospital, army, or prison food? Because the target market is morbidly obese, penny pinching Americans. Old Country Buffet How is it that places like Red Lobster get away with selling a corn biscuit for 25 cents?

Heres the new batch of Kranks. I think a few of them I did pretty well on, but one or two felt a little dragged on. Especially the one that followed up the "Pesky lil Rangers" strip.

Hey, you have to be your own critic.

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Flie liek teh eagel!!!

Heres the two where I tried to bust out of the Kranks thing for a lil bit. You know, shake things up. Let me know if I did okay.

Bushisms by silver2540 4-13-05

Mr. Bush, why are your policies so strongly in support of war and violence? Well theres a perfectly logicimal reason for that, son. But wouldnt you rather see some of my old CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS? HIT IT MR. CHENEY! You know folks, I'm just like you. The only difference is that my annual income is about 40 times what you'll make in your lives, and I cannot pronounce most 2-syllable words correctly. Si. El President Bush muy excellente! Yeah, I pride myself on my intelligencable grasp of the Engrish and Mexican languages. Muchos gracias, little Anna! Wherever the hell you foreigners come from! It doesnt bother me that he got elected, just that he got re-elected.

EVERY School Bully is Like This. by silver2540 4-13-05

yo starfire2240, asl? 21/female/Milwaukee hott, looking for man to lite fire 2 hours later, after the sodomy.... Hello Mitch. Don't talk to me you retarded fuckbait! What a dick. By the way, it helps not to give yourself away if you wouldn't insist on me yelling "Mitch Garrett is your daddy!!!" THAT WASN'T ME! IT WAS MY LITTLE SISTER! MY GRANDMA! THAT BLIND GIRL DOWN THE STREET! YOU TELL ANYONE AND I'LL SUE!!!!

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Flie liek teh eagel!!!

Good stuff. I think you could sometimes make the punchlines a little sharper, but you have a good sense of timing, when to use narration, etc.

"This Ever Happened to You?" was especially good.

Best new stripper I've seen in a while. Welcome.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I concur with the foregoing.

Kranks---Ewwwww. by silver2540 4-15-05

So Brian, hows that Galobenzine medication working out? Pretty well, actually. Completely got rid of my headaches. Thats good to hear. Absolutely. The only side effect is some bouts of explosive diarrhe and anal leakage. Get out of the pool, Brian.

Had to come up with something, you know. Not really running out of ideas, persay, but I am running out of time. Advanced English classes are notching up the homework because its toward the end of the year. >>

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Kranks---Ewwwww. by silver2540 4-15-05

So Brian, hows that Galobenzine medication working out? Pretty well, actually. Completely got rid of my headaches. Thats good to hear. Absolutely. The only side effect is some bouts of explosive diarrhe and anal leakage. Get out of the pool, Brian.

Had to come up with something, you know.

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The last six "Kranks" comics were pretty damn good. Welcome to Stripcreator.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I thouroghly enjoyed them

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Heres another:

Kranks---The Morning After by silver2540 4-16-05

Hangover? Yeah. Wild night, wasn't it? I didn't know anyone could ingest that much Tide and marshmallow chicks. Quiet down, please.

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Flie liek teh eagel!!!

lol, personally i prefer drano

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BOMB THEM BEFORE THEY DO FOREIGN STUFF! by silver2540 4-16-05

Bush sure has a funny way of making us happy about the occupation.

When Batman Goes on Vacation by silver2540 4-16-05

Only one dynamic duo can get us out of this mess...Higgins, get me the Olsen twins.

Yep, another bout of feeling like doing something else for a bit.

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Flie liek teh eagel!!!

Stick to the "Kranks" comics, they were unbelievably awesome. Why can't more newbs be like you?

some of these guys here are so fucking picky, they expect everyone to be hilarious.

these comics were great!

Very, very good.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

i like them

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

6 out of 6 Algirdases like Kranks.

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Kranks --- Game Show Hosts Gone Wild! by silver2540 4-23-05

Our electric bill is through the roof! It might be because of that nuclear toaster oven you bought. That was entirely necessary. It allows for my toast to have a healthy green glow. Or that 300-foot tall neon sign that says "UFOs-land here!" When the mutant robot cowboys come, you'll thank me. What about that $12,000 blow-up doll of Alex Trebek? ...on second thought, don't explain that.

Sorry about that long delay, got caught up in other things outside my computer. I still dread the thought.

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Kranks --- The Return of the Evil Sheep by silver2540 4-23-05

Remember me? We just spoke like 7 strips ago. Right. Well then. I'll offer you $10 if you perform an act of unspeakable evil. Use your imagination. Thats stupid! Don't try to tempt me! On the other hand... Oh god...I'm a horrible person...I sold my soul for $10... Hey! Who left the toilet seat up?!

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Kranks --- Its the Thought That Counts by silver2540 4-26-05

Well? Did you do anything? Yes...I went to the bathroom and didnt put down the lid at someone's house... Idiot...go back, try again. ...I'll try. I'm such a pawn... OH IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS SACRED! WHO DROPPED THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL AND DIDN'T FLUSH?!

Kranks --- Every Dog's Dream by silver2540 4-28-05

Dog! Commit an evil deed against the one you call "Mark." Do what? Why? I'll give you a tablet that makes your butt taste like cotton candy. Why is my pillow wet again?

New.

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Flie liek teh eagel!!!

you have teh funny

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