I was going to give you some constructive criticism, but then I noticed that you have more stars than me. So I'm obviously not worthy to lick the smegma from your navel, much less comment on your comics.
I have to agree that making these random comics is fun (see my "Random Bullshit" series.) However they are not nearly as much fun for others to read (see my "Random Bullshit" series.)
That said, I found the constantine one rather amusing.
--- "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"
It seems like all of these comics are just making the same joke about how they were generated by a random layout, with the occaisonal non-sequitur thrown in to try to fool the reader into thinking there's something to them.
random comics are fun though they need to increase the chances that a black character will show up or else jesse jackson's gonna be on this site faster than bill clinton on a hooters waitress