Hey, these are fun. Just put the random comic layout button, ONCE, and add text. Don't change anything. I did it. Some of 'em are alright.

Random Layout Comic I by theReverend 4-25-05

Hee hee! This seems like a perfect setup for a comic about the movie Constantine! I'll play the part of KEANEUAU REEVES! Hey, too bad the author hasn't seen that movie, huh? Quiet, I'm mastubating.

Random Layout Comic II by theReverend 4-25-05

Hey man you shouldn't be all making war and shit cuz that's bad and I also think you should stop all that stuff you do that's bad except for drugs. Good news! Your mom's boobs fit in my mouth.

Random Layout Comic III by theReverend 4-25-05

Hoo boy! My head itches!

Random Layout Comic IV by theReverend 4-25-05

I'm glad we could hang out together in this frozen void. Does your face itch? I could sing a song! My penis has a crack in it.

Random Layout Comic V by theReverend 4-25-05

I really don't know what to say to you. This is a retarded setup. Oh you don't have to say anything. Just sit there, Mr. Fuzzy. Mr. Fuzzy? Did you notice where my hand is?

Seems I have masturbation on my mind. MAYBE I SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

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I was going to give you some constructive criticism, but then I noticed that you have more stars than me. So I'm obviously not worthy to lick the smegma from your navel, much less comment on your comics.

I have to agree that making these random comics is fun (see my "Random Bullshit" series.) However they are not nearly as much fun for others to read (see my "Random Bullshit" series.)

That said, I found the constantine one rather amusing.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

You lied about the stars, Andy-Man. For that, you're banned from the site forever.

Which site? That's for you to find out.

Also, thanks for the lukewarm comments, you two. I'm quivering with joy.

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At the time of writing you had five stars. Obviously some joker thought it'd be clever to make a liar of me.

It seems like all of these comics are just making the same joke about how they were generated by a random layout, with the occaisonal non-sequitur thrown in to try to fool the reader into thinking there's something to them.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah, well. I never claimed to be a plotsmith.

BUT I AM

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Here's the latest in this contest I'm having with my past entries in the contest.

Mmm...I don't know. Somebody else can do this too, you know, if you want to or whatever.

Random Layout Comic VI by theReverend 5-13-05

So can you see what's going on in there? Yeah...the damage really isn't so bad. ...but dude, um...it's really sorta weird looking around inside you like this. ROBO-BONER

Random Layout Comic VII by theReverend 5-13-05

THERE APPEARS TO BE NO END TO THIS CHAOTIC DIMENSION, SIR-CAPTAIN Yes, I can see that, you scrap heap! THIS UNIT IS GLAD FOR SIR-CAPTAIN'S SUPPLE COMPANY I realize that, you-- ...wait, what?!

Random Layout Comic VIII by theReverend 5-13-05

Yeah, whatta ya want? BZZT BZZT Listen, I don't have time fer this. BZZT If yer lookin' fer action, just come in already. BZZ--Um, okay.

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Random Layout Comic VIV by theReverend 6-25-05

A wire prison - Out of place in a wispy dreamscape - An empty cage - An empty dream. I wonder if my dick would fit through those bars.

Random Layout Comic X or something by theReverend 6-25-05

WHAT'S A MATTER LITTLE BOY Well, I-- YOUR BALLS HURT PRETTY MUCH HAHAHA SOMETIMES I LICK TOO HARD

Random Layout Comic XI by theReverend 6-25-05

Oh god! ...it's so creepy here... You know, if you're that freaked out you can just leave. I'm just really nervous...we should go...oooo... Listen, pal. I'm gonna sit here. So go if you want. Mmmhmm...just let me finish...YEAH LITTLE RIGHTY! ..uunnnhh... ...What?

Here's a joke; my grasp of roman numerals. Should I have just left that one alone?

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Yes, cuz you SO made this up...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I meant in this thread YOU ENORMOUS TOOL.

Sheesh.

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random comics are fun though they need to increase the chances that a black character will show up or else jesse jackson's gonna be on this site faster than bill clinton on a hooters waitress

random comic 1 - just like tom sawyer by mandingo 6-26-05

i think we're going to have to split up if we're ever going to get out of here alive yah, you're right. you go back to that precipice we passed earlier and climb down that vine we saw. just be careful of bats while descending and make sure you have a good grip because part of that cliffside was crumblin okay i'll go toward that hole in the wall with the exit sign above it god speed!

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what if nigger meant kite

Random Layout Comic XII by theReverend 8-24-05

So I heard you were "bugging" my housemate. I hate people that use the word "housemate." Um well Also, that was a really shitty pun. ALSO FUCK YOU! P.S. I fucked that rabbit of yours.

Continuity in random layout comics? Unhoid of!

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Oh hey...random comics! This would make a great thread! by theReverend 11-15-05

Hey, how about instead of creating a new random layout comics thread every time you fucking feel like it, you simply add to one of the trillions of others...Hmmmm? Yeah, and also do that because you suck some dicks. Really though, it gets annoying. Everyone has some random comics or can quickly come up with some. So there's really no point in creating a new thread everytime. Think of how big the ONE random comics thread could be by now! It would rival Tattoo Barbie! Why not? If I was Brad I'd be deleting random comics threads like shit-crazy. I'm starting to run out of talking points. Are you going to touch my pussy or what? I can't hold this pose forever.

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Oh, my God! What a great concept! (wink, wink! nudge, nudge)