The Trouble With Robots by HCRoyall 4-02-05

That's it robot, you're free now. Never again shall you be under the yoke of man. Wait, how will I get my required monthly maintenance out here? And the yearly replacement of my hydraulic fluid? And what about my fuel needs? It doesn't look like there's a gas station for miles, and I'm almost empty... Jesus H. Christ. You try to do something NICE for someone...

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Or something like that. My grasp of humor seems to go up and down through all of my comics; this one of the better ones. That said you can understand how bad some of them are.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That one was coherent, but that's all I'll give you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Everyone makes mistakes... by HCRoyall 5-11-05

This is Santa, the jolly old saint who delivers presents to all the good boys an girls on Crhistmas Eve. Santa is only human. Sometimes he makes mistakes; maybe once or twice he accidentally got mixed up and put a nice kid on his naughty list. A simple mistake, right? Nothing to worry about... But Charlie REALLY wanted that train set when he was six. Worked so hard to be good all year...

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I happen to think this one is good, but again...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

KEEEEEEEEEEP trying.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, it's obvious that you're trying, and you find your comics funny, which is all that matters, but by posting your comics here it means you want our opinions so...your comics aren't funny. But that's just me.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'm sorry, I take that back.

Selfishness by HCRoyall 5-27-05

Three weeks and no signs of a rescue party... You think I could have one of those granola bars, maybe? You know, just to stave off starvation another day? No.

I find this pretty funny.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Uh, these comics are clearly pretty good for a new user. The previous comments on this thread call to mind people, glass houses and stones.

The santa one was pretty worthless. The other two had merit but are a little on the weak side.

Why is it new people feel like they have to put their comics in HTML tags? What the hell tag are they even using? An tag? Do they not understand that the src attribute points to an HTML file? How do they even expect that to work?

New people! Just cut and paste the URL! The forum PHP will display the comic from there.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Maybe that's clear to someone with 24/7 deug-induced haze.

Says the man who will never measure up to his alter-ego.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What your blitherings mean is anybody's guess. I assume from the context that they're supposed to be disparaging.

Let me try.

Hmmm...the first comment seems to say that you're constantly taking drugs.

The second comment I can't decipher in anyway what-so-ever. But I agree in that assuming it's an insult would be hitting the nail right on the head.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

In all honesty I don't care whether or not other people like what I write. I know I'm never going to win any sort of award; I just like having some sort of feedback now and then.

Regardless of whether or not you like what I make, thank you for being honest.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Were you saying something?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I don't know.
I like the Santa one.
....hmmmm.

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

These three are actually a true story from my brief stint in college before I gave higher education the finger and joined the military. The last two panels of the third comic were exaggerated a bit, but the rest is pretty much verbatum.

True Story Part 1 by HCRoyall 6-06-05

This party is pretty lame... Yeah, but it's starting to get better. Let's stay for another hour at least. No way! We gotta leave now! My Negro Sense is tingling! ... Please tell me you did not just... There's no time! We gotta leave!

True Story Part 2 by HCRoyall 6-06-05

Just when the party was getting good... You better have a good reason for this... weeeOOOweeeOOOweeeOOOweeeOOO The Negro Sense does not lie! Whoa! This is the Police! Everyone stay where you are! ... Don't stop! Keep Walkin'!

True Story Part 3 by HCRoyall 6-06-05

Back at the dorms... All right, I'll concede that you were able to predict the cops showing up because the guys running the party gave alchohol to minors. You see? The Negro Sense knows all! The Negro Sense sees all! Open your mind and I can teach you to use your own Negro Sense! How 'bout No? Did you have to hit him that hard? I had to knock some sense into him. He was becoming a disgrace to black people everywhere.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I've scrolled through and read quite a few of them, and i like them :) Every one of them seems original, which is good, and makes it interesting to read them one after the other. Keep it up fella.

I live in a twig house and i throw fireballs. Luckily my twig house is protected by fire-retardent retards. *WHHTSHH* BACK ON THE WALL, CUTHBERT!

Whoops, forgot to mention that your comics work a hell of a lot better, and are a hell of a lot funnier, when you don't put so much crap in the yellow boxes. Quit it! :p Its like dubbing a Trevor Brooking commentary over a Charlie Chaplin film. Ish.

I like the concept of the last three but I don't think the punch is punchy enough. Also, the Negro Sense line was funny, but it could've been covered by one comic. The other two need their own jokes. (The third did, actually, have its own, but it wasn' that funny.)

Make them a little faster and more extreme (though not inane-random extreme).

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Lima, I am now going to make a shrine of you outta Toenails and Noodles because you mention the greatest B&W/Non-Talky comedian of ALL Time!
I know I should be talking about HCroyal's comics but for a couple of seconds i'm making a sculpture of you.

*A couple hours pass*
OK, I'm ready. I like your comics and I think they're gonna improve over time.

I give you 450 Lima sculptures outta 460!

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Actually it couldn't. Those three are an honest to God true story, and I couldn't fit it all in one comic.

And I think I was trying too hard on this one:

Laws of Robotics will not save you... by HCRoyall 6-08-05

RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU! No! Stay Back! The Laws of Robotics compel you! Eh? Asimov's Laws of Robotics. 1st Law: A robot may not harm a human, nor may a robot, through inaction, allow a human to come to harm. Clever argument, but Tobor not read Asimov. Prepare for Cornholing. Mommy...

Or maybe it's just me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Well, if your purpose is to tell a true story, then, you've succeeded. However, if your purpose was to amuse the audience, you should condense the true story into a single comic at the expense of accuracy, since accuracy isn't really your goal. (If it is, then as i mentioned before, you succeeded.)

Tobor comics always suck, but the one you did didn't suck as much as some others do. Try some original ideas! I think you're getting the hang of this.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought these were pretty original until I browsed the forums and found someone had already done a parody of bad VH1 shows.

Where are They Now?: Cast of The Land Before Time, Part 1 by HCRoyall 6-09-05

The first movie was our only real break; after the second movie we were too old for the parts so they replaced us. Littlefoot got a part as an extra in the first Jurassic Park, but that was it. I don't keep in touch with the others, really, but I hear about them from time to time. Petri and Spike run a fashion consulting firm. Littlefoot's in real estate. Ducky? Girl finally came out of the closet last year. Last I heard, she was in D.C., lobbying for Gay Marriage.

Where Are They Now?: Cast of The Land Before Time, Part 2 by HCRoyall 6-09-05

Yeah, I played the Sharptooth. That was really during my prime, though. I never looked for movie roles after that; it wasn't the best acting experience. I spent some time off-Broadway, even a brief stint on Broadway, buteventually the actor's life wore me down. 9 to 5's not a real glamorous life, but I'm content. Johnson, You know I don't approve of these interviews on company time. Sorry, sir. Almost done sir.

Where Are they Now?: Cast of The Land Before Time, Part 3 by HCRoyall 6-09-05

It was a tough time, really. My mother was dealing with cancer and my dad had just filed for divorce after twenty years of marriage. I denied it for years, but then I met Carla, and she helped me set things straight with myself, so to speak. Now I look back and laugh. In light of everything I feel kind of silly for harboring so much guilt about crushing on Cera back then.

Where Are They Now?: Cast of The Land Before Time, Part 4 by HCRoyall 6-09-05

I remember how excited they all were the first day of filming. We did most of the action shots first, just to get them comfortable in front of the camera. It was quite an experience. I had never worked with a cast almost entirely composed of amateurs. At first I was daunted, but after the first couple of days I saw potential. I miss working with them, but in retrospect they would have had brighter futures as fossil fuel.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.