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Why does Steven spell his name two ways?
No, it's a pun. You see, there are three of them: Michael, Steven, and Stephen. All in a group wedding. (The fact that they all look the same threw you off.) Thereby forming a menage a trois. And if it were a lesbian wedding, it would be a womenage a trois. And you could have also been a twomenandaladyage a trois or something.
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After he said "Then I now pronounce you man and um... man" he should have added "You may now kiss the um...groom." Two "ums" would've made it twice as funny as just one.
As proven by the hilariously funny umfumdisi.