Teh Awesomeness

#G-06: Somewhere in Massachusetts by uberking2005 5-27-05

Reverend: Michael, do you take Steven to be your lawfully wedded husband? I do. Reverend: And Stephen, do you take Michael to be your lawfully wedded husband? I do. Reverend: Then I now pronounce you man and um... man.

Plus plenty of others, including American Idle, and that dumb azn girl with a robot pretending to be Darth Vader.

I don't get it.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Why does Steven spell his name two ways?

What does "Teh Uber 1337 Comixxx" mean?

Oh and I also don't get where the pun is.
In a gay marriage wedding they do say
"I pronounce you Man and Man"
...I think...
................Not that I know...

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Yes, I'm pretty sure the "um" is supposed to make it funny...but it's not funny, so I dunno.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I think this is less a comic about gay marriage and more about the trend of marrying your clone. The "um....." is a reference to his interchangable genitalia because thats what all clones will have.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

After he said "Then I now pronounce you man and um... man" he should have added "You may now kiss the um...groom." Two "ums" would've made it twice as funny as just one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Um kay.

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Poo perhaps?

No, it's a pun. You see, there are three of them: Michael, Steven, and Stephen. All in a group wedding. (The fact that they all look the same threw you off.) Thereby forming a menage a trois. And if it were a lesbian wedding, it would be a womenage a trois. And you could have also been a twomenandaladyage a trois or something.

Then there's always the manwomanpetpaperclipandcthulhuage a cinq ...

CC 127: Non-Traditional Marriage by kaufman 6-25-02

I now pronounce you man and wife and rabbit and office supply and Elder God.

As proven by the hilariously funny umfumdisi.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

what's up with the rabbit with one ear character? Was he deleted or something?

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horray for life. boo.

Was going to rate you bad just for the title of this thread, but I decided to read the comic you posted first.

Now at least I can feel more justified about rating you bad.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The rabit with one ear (the life in hell rabbit) was deleted after a jackass brought it to everyone's attention that it was a copyrighted character and that he'd threaten to take action if it wasn't removed. At least thats what I heard anyway.

yea, It did seem to look like a character I once seen on The Simpsons but I haven't seen him for years.

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horray for life. boo.

The whole Steven/Stephen thing was just an error.

Here's some of my other comics:

My other comics

Probably. The rabbit is from a comic called "Life in Hell". It's done by the same guy who created "The Simpsons". He slips characters of both into each of them.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

You'll be hearing from my attorney, asshole.

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8===D

#S-04: FIXED'D by uberking2005 6-07-05

Why can't I go to school? Because you're a dog. This is unfair. And your a fag. Why? Just because I was fi...fi...fikhhhhh...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you even speaking? I thought dogs said "Woof".

One of my newer ones. This is why dogs don't go to school. Especially not psychotic mentally disturbed ones. Have your pet spayed or neutered.

It should've been "I thought dogs said...umm...'Woof.'"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No. But it wouldn've been funny if you'd made the dog's dialog in the third panel more coherent and hadn't stretched the third panel all to hell. There is a point when you no longer get any added effect from extra Os and !s.

Still, it's much, much better than your last comic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002