Well i'm new... and I made a few comics... If you hate them at least give me props for my creative user name.. just kidding... enjoy

Shut Down by JustMe2005 6-18-05

Here is Dan's 4th try of the night to get a date Hey, I was just wondering if you would want to go out some time.. Uhh, no, I really don't think I would.. Here Dan uses his famous pick up line. Some how it failed! Oh.... Ok... Well, what if I let you pet my pussy.... And I don't know, maybe I could pet yours.. ha ha ha, get what i'm sayin? .............. Here Dan finishes of what little chance he had No? Ok... uhh, wow.. Kind of awkward isn't it? .... So who's up for watching a Full House marathon at my house!?!? ...

Bathroom Romeo by JustMe2005 6-18-05

(Breaking into a woman's bathroom won't win her heart) So what's up baby? You looking for a good time? What the hell are you doing here?! I'm great, thanks for asking. So you come here often? What do you mean "do I come here often" YOU'RE IN MY BATHROOM! And what a lovely bathroom it is. So how about that good time? Get out!!!

I'll make more as long as they weren't hated too much.

ok, I got bored so I made a new one, regardless of your hatred for the first 2..lol.. ok here it is

a LITTLE walk in the park by JustMe2005 6-18-05

excuse me sir, can I pet your cat? Are you hitting on me, because you're too young... Too young? I'm 22...... I'm a dwarf... HOT DAMN! So you wanna have a good time, maybe go out some time? I said i'm a dwarf, I don't rember saying I was blind or retarded... So i'll pick you up at 6?

The third one was the best one because it didn't have all those fucking captions. Look at the comics that have a bunch of shit-eating, dinosaur-ass-fucking captions, and see how they'd be even better without them. A lot of people think witty caption comments make the comic sound more clever, BUT THEY DONT'!!!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The third one was also best because it contained an actual joke with a genuine punchline, whereas the others did not.

In keeping your request, however, I'll say that on a scale of 1-10 the first two sucked 9.5, whereas the third sucked only .5, for an average of 67% suck.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Try also to be more realistic with the dialogue. In the first comic, you've got a character saying "dotdotdot" in the last two panels.Who in the world has ever used dotdsotdot out of the blue in conversation, except for Samuel Morse and Larry King? And I'm pretty sure that character wasn't supposed to be either of them.

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"...." was meant to be used as a pause.. wow, I honestly didn't expect people to really hate them that bad. well here's another... sorry if it doesn't live up to you cool online pre animated comic critics...

Casual Convo by JustMe2005 6-18-05

Hey, are you going to the company picnic saturday? They're having BBQ, free drinks.... and watermelon Why'd you pause before saying watermelon, is that suppose to be a black joke or sumthin?! No, no... I just wanted to let you know you could get your eat on fo real...for free saturday... Get my eat on fo real? Is that how you think all black people talk? I'm sick of these black jokes man... Look, i'm sorry! those slipped they were seriously by accident.......... So uhh, there's a big cotton picking contest sunday, are you in? Oh fuck you man, i'm out of here...

Well I have good/bad news... i'm retiring, it was sort of fun, I mean it killed some time. But jesus, you can't even make your own characters, yet people start acting like online pre animated comic master critics.. haha, you losers are the funniest thing about this site... well, i'm ashamed to have even wasted this much time here, so I shall be going (please let the negative comments come flowing in, I wrote this to piss people off) :)

if you take away the captions how are deafs gonna read the comics?

the blind use them to communicate, though not if biped hasd anything to say about it.

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what if nigger meant kite

stop thinking everybody hates you

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no no, you misunderstood me my friend, I WANT EVERYONE TO HATE ME.. lol.. just kidding... but seriously though

Stop being serious!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Casual Convo" was very good. I liked the line "Get my eat on fo real? Is that how you think all black people talk?"

Earlier today I attended a funeral and, just as the grieving mother was eulogising her dead infant son, I remembered that line and burst out laughing. When confronted by the angry mourners, I described that comic and, fortunately, they saw the funny side. We all had a good laugh.

Dumb kid probably wasn't even mine anyway.

yay, I created laughter at a funeral.. that's what I was shooting for. lol

I think you can get better over time.
But don't think too much of me.
I been here for awhile and I still suck.
*cries*

-Chaplin-

(P.S Keep trying)

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks