I'm new here and I'm wondering if you can read my comics. I've only made a few. If you like or dislike them leave your comments here,thanx

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

I can't read your comics, because you didn't post them, and I'm lazy. You know you can post comics in the forums, right?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah I know that.

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

Dear Sith Lord,

They're pretty good for starters but I think the 2nd one diddn't reeally have a exact pun.

Also PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE
Enter a profile. No profiles annoy me.

I kinda liked the Star Wars one...
(But mostly do a profile...say you love Charlie Chaplin!)

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

In my profile I put courtesy of Chaplin " I Love Charlie Chaplin and he is my Messiah"

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

Remove courtesy and put provided by

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

Sometimes when I'm at the grocery store I hear the live lobsters say that to each other in lobster language.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

thats creepy

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

this ones good if i'm reading it right:

The Adventures of Space Boy and Space Monkey(3) by Sith_Lord 6-20-05

You let aliens blow up Earth? Why? They offered me a monkey chick! I immediately cared less about anything else accept for the monkey chick! Didn't you try to reconsider destroying the Earth? Yes but they offered me a lifetime supply of banans. Knowing me I love bananas. Did they offer you anything else my loyal companion? I believe they offered me another monkey chick if I let them destroy Earth!

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what if nigger meant kite

thanx for readin my comics

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

None too shabby. Welcome to the machine.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I read your comics! "Preparing For Skydiving" was pretty good, but the rest of them weren't!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Glad you liked that comic, I'll try to do something about the others.

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

I've got to say I have improved with my comics.

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

Can you please read these following comics:

Lenny Hits on Jamalia
Twenty Nine Cent Chickens
Cow Talk
Father Bob What Should I Do
Wheres My Bacon

I believe they are my best comics yet. thanx

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

I found them refreshingly non-horrible.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This is my face reading your comics
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I also found the mispunctuation really confusing and annoying.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You've got no nose! How do you smell?

I've been told like a combination of heavy lotion and ink.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

They aren't great, but they aren't bad either.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Okay. First things first. I like the Monkey one in the forum. I don't like cow talk. Please try and make something a bit more logical, maybe a hilarious sci fi like the monkey one? also, please remember to read one of my comics. If one of yous comes saying i'm bad or lame at comic writing, look at your first ones. I bet a few of them might suck as well. Oh yeah, sith_lord, try and space your comics out. i was excited too, but try and SLOW down now. you've had your fun. come up with some new ideas. i ran out of ideas in my first few megamans. so try and wait before you make so many, and too many they start losing you stars. oh yeah, biped, if yeah on, i like some of your comics.

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'So you aren't going to be a paleontologist anymore?' Tim Murphy-Jurassic Park, 1993

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Nice way to fish for compliments.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Where you talking to me HCroyal?

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'So you aren't going to be a paleontologist anymore?' Tim Murphy-Jurassic Park, 1993

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Why, yes, I was. Just found that little quip to be amusing considering the massive lecture to Sith_Lord that surrounded it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I don't really care if anyone dislikes my comics I just want an honest answer of how good or bad they are.

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"