anyone who wants to is encouraged to post their Star Wars comics here so I can get my fix. here's mine:

what if anakin skywalker had become a catholic priest? by mandingo 6-19-05

I know god exists, it's just that sometimes I don't understand why he lets bad things happen. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm sorry, father. Remedy it or I will. Yes, father. Now send me the choir younglings. There's something I must do.

Casting for Star Wars Phantom Menace: day 8, the younglings by mandingo 6-19-05

Who do I grow up to be? Luke Skywalker? Who do I grow up to be? Princess Leia? Who do I grow up to be? Han Solo? Who do I grow up to be? Who do I grow up to be?

more fun with younglings by mandingo 6-19-05

who do I grow up to be? yes, sir. right away, captain. who do I grow up to be? as you wish, captain. think no more of it. when he first felt the turbulence he didnt' think anything of it. but when he realized he was the only one on the plane who wasn't a black member of an away team or a jedi youngling, he lost all hope. who do I grow up to be?

A comic for the lonely man by mandingo 6-21-05

Come home with me tonight, Pat! No, Pat, come home with me! You won't be disappointed if you come with me, Pat! Oh please, Pat, just this once - come home with me! Who do I grow up to be?

A comic for the lonely lesbian by mandingo 6-21-05

Come home with me tonight, Pat! No, Pat, come home with me! You won't be disappointed if you come with me, Pat! Oh please, Pat, just this once - come home with me! Who do I grow up to be?

[Click to view comic: 'A comic for the lonely Rev. Anakin Skywalker']

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what if nigger meant kite

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'So you're not going to be a paleontologist anymore?' Tim Murphy-Jurassic Park, 1993

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Butch and Episode III by HCRoyall 6-21-05

If I knew Episode 3 was that violent I would have seen it on opening day! Why'd it take you so long to see the new Star Wars? Well, to tell the truth... I kept forgetting that the projectors don't work if they're soaked in blood. This is why you need to learn how to Force Choke people.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Star Wars II: Anakin Goes Bad by kaufman 1-25-02

Yoda about Anakin worried be. He years of teen entering, dark side slippage likely Obi Wan. Relax, I've got it all under control. It's a well-disciplined training program. Nothing will go wrong. Okay, you're pretty good with the light saber, but what if you and your worst enemy are alone in an empty room? What then? That's easy. I use the Force to pull nails out of the walls and plunge them into my rival, pinning him to whatever's available, and then I vaporize his clothes. Like this. HEY! YOU LET ME DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT! Sorry, gotta run off to Andromeda for a moment. Catch you later!

FF: It's a dirty Jabba; someone's got to do it! by kaufman 9-20-04

Here's one of the all-new scenes on the new Star Wars Trilogy DVD, some previously lost footage from "Return of the Jedi." Controversy abounds over the Empire's proposal to broaden the definition of rape. Jedi Master Yoda, why do you think the law is ridiculous? It sex not on bed as rape defines. Sex on couch? Rape. Sex on piano? Too rape. Sex on chandelier? Rape also. On table of coffee? Rape, rape, rape! But mercenary pilot Han Solo supports the law. Mr. Solo, could you tell us what you were doing on the night of January 25th? Why sure. I was Jabba the Hutt's coffee table.

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Townhouse 69 - Star Wars by slappypyne 12-09-03

Long Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away... I find it depressing that most of these kids have never seen the Star Wars movies. It's a damn shame, is what it is. I mean how can you ever speak intelligently about things like the theory of modern myth if you've never even seen The Empire Strikes Back. I'm a dork. I didn't want to be the one that had to tell you, buddy.

for the hutt's amusement by mandingo 6-22-05

thump thump thump thump deathmatch between a paraplegic and a quadraplegic thump thump

i taylored that title just so i could post it here. thats straight ghetto

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what if nigger meant kite