14 year olds are sexy by shank 6-22-05

i had 14 year old girls alllllll over me last night. i couldnt find the damn lid for my blender

I think you have the charm and style of a turd that's been run over by a garbage truck, but that particular comic happened to be funny.

Pure luck, I'd say.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

trust me, im hilarious

Moby says that we're all made out of stars! Right, Moby?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

right

Whitey.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Why you be hatin', yo?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Kill Whitey.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Why you be hatin', yo?

I'm not. I've just been waiting for an excuse to call someone Whitey.

See Also: Honky Cracker-Meal White Bread

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Moby was born without a penis either.

--S. Dummie

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe