World record for balancing lit candle on head while pantless by suicide_king 6-28-05

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I didn't read the title till after the strip and it hit me twice as hard. Well played.

Pure genius!

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Damn, I'm dying to know now, who won? Whose candle fell off first?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i'd give it a standing ovation if i wasn't pantless with a candle on my head

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what if nigger meant kite

Hari wanted a conclusion. You got it...

Pantless with lit candle on head world record broken (Fin). by suicide_king 6-29-05

Day 17 Dude, that candle is burning down. The flame's getting close to your hair. Yeah right, I'm falling for that. You're just... Ahhh, okay, you won! Grab the fire extinguisher!!! Fuck that, I'm feelin' pretty good here. I think I gotta few more days in me. Just drop and roll.

Elton couldn't be here, but he asked me to pass this along:

[i]
Goodbye pantless one
Though I never was your true friend
You had the grace to stand upright
While those around you bend
Bending over backwards
And they did a nasty trick
They put the tallow on your head
And they made you light the wick

And it seems to me you lived your life
With a candle on your head
Never knowing who to cling to
As the wax was bled
And I would have liked to have known you
A person I admire
Your candle burned out just before
You set the town afire

Steadiness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hot wax dripping upon your face
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still made good sport
All the papers had to say
Was that boorite had hearts on his shorts

And it seems to me you lived your life
With a candle on your head
Never knowing who to cling to
As the wax was bled
And I would have liked to have known you
A person I admire
Your candle burned out just before
You set the town afire

Goodbye pantless one
Though I never was your true friend
You had the grace to stand upright
While those around you bend
Goodbye pantless one
From the young man who doesn't find a scandal here
Who sees you as something more than luminous
More than just our chandelier

And it seems to me you lived your life
With a candle on your head
Never knowing who to cling to
As the wax was bled
And I would have liked to have known you
A person I admire
Your candle burned out just before
You set the town afire
Your candle burned out just before
You set the town afire[/i]

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Great conclusion! Well worked.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.