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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm sure my friend Martin would love this one.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

More:

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And these are all from personal experience.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They're like Dilbert in the military. Milbert?

if you ever go into therapy print these out.

and i might need therapy because my favorite was the last one again.

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what if nigger meant kite

Deathbert

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Deathbert

I imagine a grim reaper with Dilbert's tie.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Pretty good stuff.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Haha...Milbert. DOOD TOOATALLY CALL THEM MILBERT!!!!!!1

i LOve frnning other peopld s jokes into the ground. sorry andyman

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8===D

[Click to view comic: 'Why I hate the Army']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

WORD, man!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Excellent stuff. Gives me damn good reason to stay out of the armed forces.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.