"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" has several meanings... by HCRoyall 7-01-05

...so if there are any questions, just ask so we can avoid confusion later on. Sir, I've got a quesion about... SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm sure my friend Martin would love this one.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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It doesn't matter what you want

Sergeant? Could I possibly--- No.

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Why I hate the Army by HCRoyall 7-01-05

Sergeant? Why'd you wake me up two hours early this morning? Because we're doing organized physical training from now on. I'm on medical profile Sergeant. Doc's orders, no PT for the next two weeks. Shut up and beat your face like everyone else!

Why I hate the Army by HCRoyall 7-01-05

With all due respect sir, why are we out picking up other people's trash when we pay third-country nationals to do it for us? Shut up and fill that damn trash bag.

Why I hate the Army by HCRoyall 7-01-05

Just a reminder, everyone. All websites other than the Army homepage and the Army Knowledge Online email are prohibited on work computers. But in order to do my job I have to access other -- NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

Why I hate the Army by HCRoyall 7-01-05

From now on there is to be no kissing, hand-holding, or any other display of affection between male and female soldiers, niehter in uniform NOR in civilian clothes. If you don't want fraternization to happen, why are you encouraging it by giving out free condoms at the clinic? Was there a point to that question, soldier?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And these are all from personal experience.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They're like Dilbert in the military. Milbert?

if you ever go into therapy print these out.

and i might need therapy because my favorite was the last one again.

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what if nigger meant kite

Deathbert

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Deathbert

I imagine a grim reaper with Dilbert's tie.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Pretty good stuff.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Haha...Milbert. DOOD TOOATALLY CALL THEM MILBERT!!!!!!1

i LOve frnning other peopld s jokes into the ground. sorry andyman

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8===D

Why I hate the Army by HCRoyall 7-05-05

Man, these are some great hot dogs in the chow hall! Eh. I don't eat hot dogs, especially not over here. Why not? They use real meat and the kitchens are clean! Those are valid points... But when you see a bunch of castrated camels and hot dogs suddenly appear on the lunch menu...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

WORD, man!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Excellent stuff. Gives me damn good reason to stay out of the armed forces.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.