Hey.

I've made a few new strips now. Please read them and, donors, please rate them.

Gayvin and Belvin by Debaser 7-04-05

Debaser proudly presents: Gayvin van Horse and Belvin O'Beary!! Hi! Heya! I was named Gayvin because I'm gay! And my last name's O'Beary is because I'm an irish bear!

Gayvin + internet = forever by Debaser 7-04-05

You know, Belvin, it used to be very hard for gay men to find partners. Is that so? Yeah. But thanks to the internet, I can easily find a soulmate! Great! Here's my e-mail: kinkyluverboyhotstuffcumngetit_7@aol.com Mine's: kinkyluverboyhotstuffcumngetit_6@aol.com

Gayvin's dating site profile by Debaser 7-04-05

Gayvin's creating a profile at a dating site on the internet. helloooo all u crazy luvaboys out there :-) i'm a gay horse in my best years, searching for a kinky, but sensual, partner. interests: bowling, cooking, astrology and throwing rocks at pudels. -tappity-tappity-tap- favorite tv-shows: oz, american idol, bachelorette and frasier. -tappity-tappity-tap- And now I'll just have to upload a picture of myself and my profile is done... I think I'll use the one that I'm posing in my blue thong on...

Gayvin's replies by Debaser 7-04-05

I created a profile at that dating site yesterday. I'm gonna check if someone's contacted me. Ooh! 23 guys has contacted me! Hey! u look kinda weird on your pic.. but are ur dick as big as an average horse dick or, perhaps, even bigger? Typing: "smaller". Next... arrh! u look like a rottening hippo featus, tho i wonder... have u got an average sized horse wiener?

Gayvin's blind date by Debaser 7-05-05

I've got a date tonight! I don't know what he looks like, but he seems to share several of my interests! Good for you! Well, I'd better go get ready now. See ya! Later... So... you'd seen Notting Hill how many times? None.

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Gayvin's blind date by Debaser 7-05-05

I've got a date tonight! I don't know what he looks like, but he seems to share several of my interests! Good for you! Well, I'd better go get ready now. See ya! Later... So... you'd seen Notting Hill how many times? None.

Bad memory by Debaser 7-05-05

Gayvin's blind date... You've never seen Notting Hill? But you said that you've seen it 8 times on the dating site. Yes. Uhh... Now you do what I tell you. He did WHAT?! He made me sing "Mary had a little lamb" seven times. I've never been so humiliated in my whole life.

Fast food by Debaser 7-05-05

I'll have two "Mega Superburger"-meals with coke. Kingsize everything. What are you gonna have? Man, look at that guy. He's gotta weigh at least 150 kilos. Man... if we keep going to this place we'll probably look like him in a few years. Could you make that a Diet Coke?

Stoned by Debaser 7-05-05

Man... I'm so stoned right now... Hee hee hee hee! Ask me how stoned I am! Yeah! How stoned are ye? Not stoned enough! Hee hee hee hee! Look, look... Rocks! Stones! Stooooouuuunnhheshhh!

Belvin's at re-hab by Debaser 7-05-05

Belvin's at rehab... Belvin? Hellooo? Are you feeling allright? Have you stayed clean since our last meeting? Belvin... I've got reason to believe that you're high on drugs right now. What have you got to say for your defence? Hee...! Suck my head, you dirty hoe! Don't mind if I do!

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Belvin's rehab by Debaser 7-05-05

Belvin... I don't think that the rehabilitation has worked out for you. What makes you say that? For example... you came to the group session high last week. One time, man, ONE TIME! And you were caught smoking weed in the bathroom for about 15 minutes ago, which was the main reason that we had this talk. So we meet again.

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The fast food one was ok, but the rest aren't so good. I'm not sure what's supposed to be the funny part...but I'm pretty sure you were leaning on the gay angle for that. You know why that doesn't work? Take away the horse being gay. What do you have? Nothing. Just a steaming pile of dump. Put the gay back in, what do you have? Just a steaming pile of dump sprinkled with homophobia. Having a character being gay doesn't create humor unless you set it up with an appropriate punchline. Comics with gay characters can and often are hilarious, but the good ones have legitimate reasons for the character being gay and are funny for their setup. Yours just suck.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Hey, I decided to use a gay horse in my comics, because that could be good material in the future.

Now I tried to create something funny with the gay horse but it seems like it failed.
Don't call me a homophobe for sucking at making comics.

Why can't we start treating homosexuals like all other people and be allowed to make bad comics with/about them, without being called a homophobe?

I've made sucky comics before, comics lacking homosexuals. People could say "That sucked" or "Not good" about them, without adding "You fucking idiot! Can't you make ONE SINGLE FUNNY COMIC?! IS THAT SO DAMN HARD?!".
Can't we keep that behaviour when the subject's homosexuality too?
Being called a homophobe is almost the same as being called a racist nowadays.

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most of them werent funny but the fast food ones not bad but ive heard it done before. the horse penis one was good. but that last one was by far the funniest

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what if nigger meant kite

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most of them werent funny but the fast food ones not bad but ive heard it done before. the horse penis one was good. but that last one was by far the funniest

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if it was drunk youll fit right in here

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what if nigger meant kite

In Debaser's defense, he did portray gay dating sites pretty accurately.

The comics are not funny. Just make them funny next time, and they'll be better.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Homophobia would be making comics along the lines of "I hate fags". He's just making fun of gay people. I don't see anyone calling mandingo a racist for his comics.

I thought they were all right. They weren't great but they were coherent and pretty consistent, and tey had some promise.

Humor is mostly relative, anyway. Just because some people don't like them doesn't mean they're worthless.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

they say it through mailbombs. but thats okay. they said the same thing about lenny bruce and look how he turned out

dead of an overdose

i saw this stand up routine one time where a guy said something to the effect, 'how can i be homophobic? phobic means afraid of. i'm not AFRAID of gay people. it's not like i'm worried their going to burst in and reorganize my closet.'

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what if nigger meant kite

I'll try to remember that.

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Man, if you guys like any of my comics - RATE 'EM! It's really embarrassing when my top rated comic is a three :(

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I tink the strating ones were bad but it semms that you get a little better each time and I like how you stuck with the characters.
Also not all of them were about Gay Refrences I mean the fast food and Rehab were nothing to do with gay...
Minus the sucking of his head....

-Chaplin-

(P.S Sorry I never donated so I can rate you)

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Ok, let me clear something up: I never called anyone a homophobe. By saying "sprinkled with homophobia", I was pointing out that the comics are using a gay character in an irrational manner; the only two that even remotely had any arguable necessity for the horse being gay were the ones dealing with the internet, which by all means were more than appropriate in those scenarios. Making a comment on a comic doesn't imply I or anyone else is making a generalization on the comic's author--if it did than every sucky comic ever made by anyone would be fair game to be the sole basis to judge how anyone should be rated. The important thing that I wanted to get across was that making a character have any attribute, whether it be gayness, racial stereotypes, or whatever, should have a purpose that makes it funny. Just having an outed Mr. Ed doesn't compell me to chuckle, he has to be doing something funny like attempting to cornhole Tobor or something. Which brings me to the point Biped made so elegantly: The comics just aren't funny. That's the important part that you need to focus on.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Allright.

I've posted a new thread with new strips now. I did'nt post them in this thread, because I believe that they will get more attention in a new thread.

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