Tell me what you think and try not to pull punches the way you usually do, especially you biped and possums

in no order:

[Click to view comic: 'pre-paid ninja']
[Click to view comic: 'Don't fuck with Magnetic Crotch Man']
[Click to view comic: 'for the hutt's amusement']
[Click to view comic: 'it started off like any other night']
[Click to view comic: 'Walking into his daughter's room...']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'to grandmother's house we go']
[Click to view comic: 'Find the literally, win a commemorative twig']
[Click to view comic: '#only autobiographical comic']
[Click to view comic: 'THE ONE']
[Click to view comic: 'nigger in your crawl space']

and these three comics are only worth reading if you like puns (even then just barely)

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what if nigger meant kite

oh and those are the top 10 that have never been posted. if it was total there'd be a lot of what if nigger/herpes/faggot comics dominating the list plus this one which is my top rated

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what if nigger meant kite

Why aren't you at zero stars yet? Don't people know that if they really loved you they'd give you a bad rating, but rate all your comics as good?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

preach it brother!

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what if nigger meant kite

I liked "THE ONE". That's it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I also liked "THE ONE".

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

The One was very good.

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

thanks for reading them and liking 'THE ONE'. heres four more in case someone was hoping to like them in multiples of 7

[Click to view comic: 'a bar at night']

[Click to view comic: 'YOU MONSTER']

[Click to view comic: 'i wonder']

[Click to view comic: 'a mysterious stranger']

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what if nigger meant kite

well thats demoralizing. the best i have to offer and i only hit the target 1 out of 14 times. add velcro and i just described the archery event at the special olympics

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what if nigger meant kite

1 out of 14 it pretty damn good for someone who's retarded and legally blind.

And You Monster! was hilarious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

wasnt diminishing your bronze, just making a joke

thanks. i did my best without a sawed in half baby character

that makes 2 for 14. stop pushing ladies

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what if nigger meant kite

"walking into his daughters room..." and "a bar at night" are great. "i wonder" is pretty good, too.
I don't get why "THE ONE" is the most popular one here. I thought it was lame.
I guess that's why it's good that you've got some variety in there, though. Dead babies and pedophilia for people like me, wholesome family fun and racism for the masses. Everyone's a winner.
You serious about wanting to lose all your stars? I've got you rated good now, but I'll change it if it would really make you happy.

you gots teh funny

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I dumb :D

I was highly amused by the whole 2nd batch.

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What others say about boorite!

ah i am complete now. ravage my body while my soul goes up to heaven, pulled down occasionaly when you hit that spot you know i love so much

i make it a point to write with the entire prison in mind, not just my cellblock

its not about me. its about you, and Burt, and your eyes, and bleeding

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what if nigger meant kite

and your ass a reaming.

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obscenity filter is off

I've seen most of those before, but those last four were a pleasant surprise.  Awesome!  Especially i wonder.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

a small glimpse of why mandingo is favoritest favorite.

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Kill Whitey.

Given that I consider you and Choadwarrior the consistently funniest comic makers, I was surprised that the first batch didn't do it for me. The second one did, though.

Without pulling any punches:

I thought "pre-paid ninja" was alright when I read it, but then I saw the title and couldn't stop laughing. As a callcentre worker for a telco, this really appeals.

I didn't think much of "Don't fuck with Magnetic Crotch Man", although kudos on using the art that's available to give the impression of motion.

I didn't like "for the hutt's amusement", but the idea of such a fight would work well in another medium.

"it started off like any other night" started off badly, like any other comic that expands the panels, but really came through with the punchline. I like it.

"walking into his daughters room..." made no sense to me. Was the kid playing a prank on her father? I think this would have worked better if it had finished "and you believed her? What the hell?" "Ha ha, no. I'm just messing with you, she didn't really say that" "Oh. Ha ha, you got me! Yeah... you got me. Ha ha."

"to grandmother's house we go" wasn't bad. I'd prefer it without the last panel though, and it should end with only the word "dammit", but that's probably just me.

"find the literally, win a commemorative twig" I'm going to assume I'm missing a reference here, because that went straight over my head.

"#only autobiographical comic" Is a masterpiece. You magnificent bastard, that's some funny shit.

"The one" is clever, but not really funny.

I found "nigger in your crawl space" a little amusing, but not great.

I didn't much like "a bar at night". I can't really say why though.

"You monster" is brilliant. Say the word (pm) and I'll draw you a guy holding a saw and half a baby.

"I wonder" got a bit of a giggle. I don't know if that was because I was still amused because of "you monster" or if it seemed worse than it really was because it wasn't as good as "you monster".

I cracked a smile on "a mysterious stranger".

Overall: I don't mind your work as a whole, and every now and then you pull out something brilliant. The lack of punctuation is a little off-putting though.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

oops, sorry i missed these recent comments back in April. i don't check RMDC much since being able to add my favorite p33ps to RSS feeds. thanks for everyone's comments

Injokesterthe word (pm)! The Word (PM)! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE WORD (PM)!

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what if nigger meant kite

everyone has their own opinion on what is and what is not funny. it's difficult to please everyone

w0rd. just please yourself. and your p.o.

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm giving my opinion!! This is fun!! Please don't cry...

I did not understand/get/"feel":

pre-paid ninja

don't fuck with magnetic crotch man

it started off like any other night

walking into his daughters room...

find the literally, win a commerative twig.

nigger in your crawlspace

However, I at least cracked a smile with all the rest!

And to make more lists because I like making lists, here are the ones that brought me over the smile into a laugh:

only autobiographical comic

the one

you monster

i wonder

a mysterious stranger

And...Yes. That is the end of my opinion. I hope this helps. Even if it doesn't help you, but helps some starving child in Africa somehow, I hope it helps.

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