The Association for Grown Men who Ride Bicycles and are Tired of Being Laughed at by Motorists

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I know some of these men. If they really want to avoid being laughed at they should save up their membership dues and go buy some clothes that are not skin tight and the color of pastel crayons.

I would, however, join The Association for Grown Men who Ride Bicycles and are Tired of Being Honked at by Motorists. (My suggestion: buy an air horn and honk right back.)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i usually just swerve and save some money

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what if nigger meant kite

My Psychology teacher in high school used to ride his bike to class every day. One day he came in really pissed because some punks started throwing fruit at him on his way in.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You should've raised your hand, and then when he called on you to speak, urinated in your pants.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Movement for the Euthanasia (or at least Sterilization) of Stupid People.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The assocation of help desk technicians that need a sniper rifle and a tall building.

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I dumb :D

My Psychology teacher in high school used to ride his bike to class every day. One day he came in really pissed because some punks started throwing fruit at him on his way in.

I'll bet they laughed at him.

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my girlfriend and i donate our time to Americans Nurturing Alternative Lifestyles. its nice to break away from the same routine and dedicate a couple of hours each week solely to ANAL. we even have the 'ANAL! Get Behind it!' bumper sticker

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The Associate Of Wal-Mart Employees Waiting For The Right Time To Go On A Rampage And Kill Every Motherfucker Who Spends Ten Minutes Complaining Because We Don't Deliver To Their Ranch Out In The Middle Of Bumfuck, Utah. (T.A.O.W.E.W.F.T.R.T.T.G.O.A.R.A.K.E.M.W.S.T.M.C.B.W.D.D.T.T.R.O.I.T.M.O.B.U.)

Oh wait. That's just me.

The Association Of Wal-Mart Customers Who Have To Spend Ten Minutes Complaining Because You Don't Deliver To Our Ranch Out In The Middle Of Bumfuck, Utah.

T.A.O.W.M.C.W.H.T.S.T.M.C.B.Y.D.D.T.O.R.O.I.T.M.O.B.U.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Collective of People Annoyed at Extended Acronyms.

C.O.P.A.A.E.A. demands you end this now!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The Amalgamation of Young American Individuals with Catastrophically Truncated Attention Spans, otherwise known as A.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Glasgow chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous, also known as the AA-HAHA.

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Dad was flammable

this made me laugh

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From Splunge: "The Society for Furthering the Work of Josef Mengele."

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