Sit-com Staples - 'We killed the neighbours pet' has to be one of my favorites here in a while! I have a sick sense of humor, though, so that may or may not be an asset.
This is a perfect example of why I should be kept away from small pets and collectable Star Wars figures.
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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!"
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