She Needs 10cc's, Splat! by smamurai 5-13-04

How is my wife Doc? Wait here, I'll check. Mmmm hmmn, now that's what I call 'deep' coma. Please stop. She's fucking awesome dude!

Sit-com Staples - 'We killed the neighbours pet' by smamurai 10-13-04

How did you manage to microwave Chip's dog? 13 minutes on full-power. That's not what I meant. Go find an identical puppy to this one. Hopefully Chip won't be able to tell the difference. Leave it to me. What are you doing with that disgusting bag of blood and guts? It's a micro-waved dog. lt looks exactly like the one I accidentaly micro-waved this morning.

The Harasser. by smamurai 4-27-04

I thought we fired you last week. We need a tax assessor not a motivational harasser. I'm not going anywhere. Do you want to be spat at before or after lunch today? I'll call the police. Come now, you don't want anything to happen that blond haired little girl of yours would you? Okay, okay what do you want? Money? No, I want you to be more pro-active, you cunt.

scyess is a heterophobic ambisextrous by smamurai 2-08-05

I told my doctor I smoke about 100 a day So he says Son, why don't you give it up for Lent? So I starts stamping my feet, clapping my hands, running round the room and shouting.. WOOHOO! GO LENT!! Then I just about coughed up a lung. I don't know what the fuck that fucking quack was thinking of.

The Marquis de Rohan. by smamurai 2-01-05

Hail Eomer, my sister-son. Stop shouting Dad. Do you want the whole town to know about your unholy union? But I barely whisper son. Your powers of hearing are great indeed. Maybe It's because I have three ears you sick fuck!

[Click to view comic: 'Beaver, Beaver & Twat (2)']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

The comics are interesting.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not at all representative of smamurai's best work.

Hopefully.

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It's grime time.

I liked the second one a lot. That one would be good as a series.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Nice.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Sit-com Staples - 'We killed the neighbours pet' has to be one of my favorites here in a while! I have a sick sense of humor, though, so that may or may not be an asset.

This is a perfect example of why I should be kept away from small pets and collectable Star Wars figures.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

i didnt like the lent and indian burial ground one but the rest were funny, especially the coma one and microwaved dog

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what if nigger meant kite

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Not at all representative of smamurai's best work.

Hopefully.

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Dr. Racist MD made me laugh the most :D even if you didnt post it :p