This is my 1st strip...

Opposites Attract: by TheMASSIVE 7-27-05

How are you doing tonight pretty lady? Would you happen to have the time? Oh great! This nigger is going to rob me. Oh great! This old bitch think I'm finna rob her. I don't have the time. Please don't hurt an old elderly woman almost on her death bed. I haven't got much money on me... Only 17 dollars and 71 cents... It's all yours, you can have it. Bitch you crazy, I don't need your ol' raggily ass money! I'ma true and certified pimp... Whatchu know bout that granny? Well, I used to run the most successful brothel in 1905! I could tell you some stories sonny, I was pimpin’ hoes before the gardening hoe was even invented!

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I like the relationship those two have developed...but I hate the comic that brought it to my eyes and brain.

Actually, what I really hate is niggers...no, I mean nigger-lovers! NO I MEAN PEOPLE USING THE WORD "NIGGER"! Phew. I think the way you're using is just non-endearing. Racial slurs must be delicately placed to have real comedic value, and yours falls a little short.

Weak-ass punchline too.

Wait a minute...you didn't ask for my criticism. Why do we as a mini-culture assume that we aren't being nerdy tools for immediately and vehemently typographically assaulting children on account of their comics? I used to think I liked children! And comics! And proper sentence structure!

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8===D

"finna rob her"?

Comic was OK. Not great. The punchline was a little flat. Although I did like "I was pimpin hoes"

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I liked the Shaolin one a shitload better.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Some African-Americans say "finna" instead of "gonna". My African-American co-worker does.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Some African-Americans say "finna" instead of "gonna". My African-American co-worker does.

That explains it. Thanks for clearing that up.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.