Tales of the Oklahomo Kid by mandingo 8-05-05

i'm leaving, pa. there's nothing left for me here. i've already had my way with all the cows my boy's leaving? all the donkeys where will you go? the mules never heard of it

Tales of the Oklahomo Kid, part 2 by mandingo 8-05-05

the sheep you hitchin a ride, boy? the goats well hop in my car and i'll take you where you want to go the chickens no officer, it just looked like fellatio. i'd never take advantage of the mentally retarded

Tales of the Oklahomo Kid, part 3 by mandingo 8-05-05

the ducks you new here, cowboy? the geese you're goin to need somebody to protect you the turkeys no, warden, it just looked like fellatio

Tales of the Oklahomo Kid, part 4 by mandingo 8-05-05

the pigs i'm the judge. you understand? judge? the vegetable garden i don't think you're mentally competent to stand trial. follow me to my chambers and i'll test you the side of the barn bailiff, i think i would know if this young man was performing fellatio on me

Tales of the Oklahomo Kid, part 5 by mandingo 8-05-05

that dead bird Rex found look what a mess you've gotten us into! Rex's water dish you know, you're goin to need somebody to protect you Rex guard, i think i would know if this young man was performing fellatio on me

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Tales of the Oklahomo Kid, part 6 by mandingo 8-05-05

the scarecrow looks like you're getting off on a technicality the old mill come with me to property and i'll give you your possesions back the scarecrow again you offend me, police commisioner!

Tales of the Oklahomo Kid, part 7 by mandingo 8-05-05

that's about it you again? ... wait a minute ... OK, but be more discreet this time. and maybe talk a little less OH NO! officer, do i look like a stupid man?

Tales of the Oklahomo Kid, part 8 by mandingo 8-05-05

my boy's come back to me! well, say something boy! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN? hittin for the cycle, pa

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i asked them to move it to Read my dam comics because i forgot some of my favorite cartoonists aren't donors

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I'm a donor. I donate my organ many times during the day. Lets say a young bosomy, buxom, blonde, biffs. It says right there on my id, DONOR. So I donate my organ to that poor unfortunate blonde.

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obscenity filter is off

that sounds like that old gameshow Mortuary Matchmaker

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I read that one while you were making it, I like it like I like beer!

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thats pretty high praise. unless your a prohibitionist

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No, i am an alcoholic

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i'm so glad!

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thanks

*takes a bow, then pukes on his shoes*

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Great series.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

thank you, i made it myself

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I think that's great. Stretching a punchline through seven comics should win you a Tony or something.

i'm hoping for Danza

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