Gallows humor lightens the mood. Can you do better? Of course you can. Now show me up or bitch me out, or cry about a lack of sensitivity.

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 288 by BobRogers 8-30-05

Disaster time in The South... Attention all looters in the New Orleans Area. We see you! We are the guys in the helocopters flying above your heads. We have Video Cameras! We've declared martial law and we are getting ready to come down there and shoot you. As soon as someone remembers where the NOPD stashed the guns...

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Bourbon Renewal by kaufman 8-30-05

The water's rising too high. We need to get out of here. Let's head over to Bourbon Street. Things ought to be better over there. Wow, you were right! It's bone dry. Is the French Quarter on such high ground that it's safe? No, not at all... But every time the street starts flooding, some sot comes along and laps it all up. Wooooo!

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gallows humor? mwa?? by mandingo 8-31-05

2 years ago... vote me mayor of new orleans and i'll wash away crime! boy, that fucker wasn't kidding backstroke race you to the prison cafeteria!

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Some Comics are a (random) gift from Brad.

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 290 by BobRogers 9-01-05

Odd puppies... Now that's something you don't see every day. How else is a dog going to get out of downtown New Orleans? I'm thinking that no comeback is ever going to be enough to dignify that.

Others should be dropped at the orphanage. You decide.

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Rose Tinted Glasses by njnp40 8-30-05

So, have you heard about all the people in Louisiana and Mississippi who have stayed at home during the hurricane? Yeah. A bunch of them lived right near the water...Incidently, not many of them made it. Yeah, you'd think Southerners would be smarter than that.

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The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 291 by BobRogers 9-01-05

This is Chet Chumly, WRRV Action News talking with a survivor of Hurricane Katrina. Where were you when the storm surge hit? I was down in the French Quarter on Bourbon Street getting some "surge protection." Where could you buy a life jacket in the French Quarter? Life jacket? Who said anything about a life jacket? But you said... Hey! A gallon of Tequila will help you float on anything.

A New Orleans State Of Mind...

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Red Fish, Blue Fish by choadwarrior 9-01-05

Whenever a disater strikes California... What do you think of the earthquakes and wildfires that hit out west this week? It's God punishin' them queer-lovin', Hillary Clinton supportin' Hollywood elite. If they don't change their sinful ways, He'll surely make that wicked state drop into the ocean. And now... Authorities report that Huricane Katrina may be the worst devastation to ever strike the U.S. We now go live to the scene... I just want to thank God for giving me the strength to get through this natural disaster.

Clouded by choadwarrior 8-30-05

Tonight, in Alabama, 500,000 people are in the dark. That's strange. I thought Alabama had more people than that.

I'm Gonna Wash That State Right Outta My Hair by choadwarrior 8-30-05

How did you weather the huricane? Well, sir, when I heard the warnings to evacuate, I got the heck outta town. I figgered it wasn't my time. To die? Naw, to bathe.

Every cloud has a brown lining by kaufman 9-01-05

I'm standing outside a looted grocery store that is totally empty, save for a few loose paper bags. Excuse me, did you say there were some paper bags inside? Um, yes. Woohoo! Let me get some. Are these desperate times leading to irrational behavior? Ma'am, how could the presence of a paper bag possibly drive someone to the brink of elation? Must be a Saints fan.

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Pesky Gaters

by Spankling, 9-01-05

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You know, I'm surprised nobody's been offended by this yet. I'm not offended myself, but you know, a lot of people have died/are dying...

Also, my sister's called Catriona so we've started calling her The Hurricane.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Nature is nature. 911 caused people to be more reverent.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

While it might be true that some are offended, how would that be any different than anything we skewer here on SC?

The Adventures of Message Board Dave part 292 by BobRogers 9-02-05

Discussing New orleans... Bob I am disturbed by your cavalier attitude toward the suffering in New Orleans. You just don't understand black humor, that's all. Sure I do. Two black guys walk into a redneck bar... That's not what I mean. We poke fun at tragedy in order to lessen our own stress or pain. Well, I've been watching CNN for a week now and the only white people I've seen so far have been the reporters... You renewed your KKK membership, didn't you Dave?

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Something happened with a hurricane I guess. by theReverend 9-02-05

So what's the word on this Katrina thing? I wonder what that shit is like...I mean, it seems like a zombie movie or some apocalypse thing. Yeah, man, but really it's not like it's SOOO above anything we can imagine, you know? I guess so...I mean my basement flooded from all the rain. Exactly! Why, I've even spilled water on my keyboard before! It TOTALLY ruined my life for a while! Even taking time discussing it makes it seem like more of a deal than it really is. I mean, come on. You guys are talking about New Orleans, right? Man, they have had some SHIT-ASS weather lately!

It was a big deal or something maybe?

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It's a perspective thing. I doubt folks in, say, Idaho really give it notice. Being in Dallas, with thousands of people pouring in, it's noticable.

I hope none of them steal my car.

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i hope none of them shoot at aerial vehicles

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Patterns... by DexX 9-02-05

2004 Mr President, it seems that Iraq has descended into total anarchy and it may be years before US forces can withdraw... Nobody could have predicted this. 2005 Mr President, despite several days of warning, help to New Orleans has been slow, and the death toll is rising... Nobody could have predicted this. 2006 Mr President, the sun appeared to rise in the east this morning... Nobody could have predicted this.

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Full-Nielsen by kaufman 9-02-05

This fall, coming to CBS: SURVIVOR: Louisiana Honey, my Thursday nights are now booked.

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Captain Oblivious: A Visit to New Orleans by Hari_Nezumi 9-03-05

Man, I'm up so early. I wonder if the paper's even here yet. Now wait just a damn minute... The Pacific Red FIsh isn't native to New Orleans!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

If only they had SC in Nwarleeeens, they would have seen this coming.

Fi$h and chip$ by smamurai 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Plaice your bets! ( somebody shoot me please ) Hi! I'd like to dabble my hand in crap. Pick any table you like sir, we have hundreds here at the (ahem) Solid Goldfish Ca-sea-no, where 'it's not just the waves who are the high-rollers.' etc.

Do I get a prize??

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S.o.W.C., Inc. "Hurricane Humor!" by darwin_farkus 9-03-05

What'n the hell are you doing all the way down here? Oh, you know, with this hurricane and all... they sent me to look for the bodies of those that have washed out to sea. Ah, I see. Yeah, they's made for some mighty fine eatin' if I may be so bold! I never much cared for cajun, myself.

Blue Orleans

shobow yobour tibits!!

by mandingo, 9-03-05

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Ripped From the Headlines: A Mr. President One-Shot by Commander_t 9-03-05

Son, I wanted you here to take a surprise trip with me. We're going to New Orleans!!!! WOOHOO!! ALL THE HOOKERS AND BOOZE I CAN GET!! 'That's the spirit son!' HERE WE ARE!!! NEW ORLEANS!! Well, New Orleans seems to be a little wet for my tastes... Later... New Orleans sucks!! Son, you're the President of the United States, do something!!! I ORDER THAT NEW ORLEANS STOP SUCKING OR I WILL HATE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!

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Mr. President Vs. Kanye West: A slugfest I'd like to see!!!

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The Adventures of message Board Dave Part 297 by BobRogers 9-06-05

Dave is unhappy with his lot in life... My life SUCKS! People are drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and weed. Moms won't do NOTHING! My house is a mess. My car is thrashed. The Old Geezer who lives here gets a Gobermant check! I hate my brother! Where the Hell are we anyhow? New Orleans

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Katrina's feelings by flipynif1 9-06-05

WOOOOOOO MARDI GRAS!! SHOW ME YOUR TITS!! Bead me up baby, hee hee! EWW, Talk about lefty and deformed, here's one bead you're not even worth it. *sob* I'll show you or my name isn't Katrina.

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Orange Soda : Wisdom

Katrina and the Waves might want to consider a name change...

by finn34, 9-05-05

Orange Soda : Inappropriate by finn34 9-05-05

Karaoke Night! Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane! HAHA! You are sick.

we've all got to chip in and make as many Katrina and the Waves jokes as we can during our nation's darkest comedy hour...

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