HELLO THERE ALL U FELLOW COMIC MAKERS. I DECIDED 2 GRACE THIS SITE WITH MY COMIC MAKING SKILLS SO I JOINED AND I MADE 4 COMICS ALREADY. PLEASE FEEL FREE 2 TELL ME HOW GREAT THEY R.

COMIC 1 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

HAVE SEX W/ ME OR ILL KILL MYSELF!!! NO FUCKIN WAY ID NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!! NOW ILL HAVE 2 KILL MYSELF!!!! OH NOES!!! I HAVE 2 GET RID OF THE BODY!!!! IM LIKE DEAD NOW TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH MY MOM!!!

COMIC 2 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

I NEED A CIGARETTE YOU RANG? NO I JUST REMEMBERED I GAVE UP CIGARETTES BUT WILL U HAVE SEX W/ ME INSTED?  Y?  BECAUSE IM GAY  :(

COMIC 3 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

TAKE OFF UR CLOTHES BITCH  OK  NOW SUCK MY DICK BITCH  OK  U KNOW U WANNA MASTERBATE TO THIS COMIC OH YEAH THATS NICE SUCK SUCK

COMIC 4 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

OH NO UR AN ALIEN! THATS RIGHT I AM WHAT PLANET R U FROM? I AM FROM THE PLANET OF GAY RAPE! OH NO IM BEING RAPED!!!!!!!! UR PENIS IS SO NICE AND BIG I WANNA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT LONG

ILL MAKE MORE SOON BUT PLEASE RATE THESE ALL GUD NOW TO SAVE TIME

WHY IS NO1 READING MY COMICS???????????????????

BUT HERE'S TWO NEW COMICS THAT INTRODUSE MY NEW CHARACTER ASAIN GIRL. SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX BUT SHES ONLY TEN.

COMIC 5 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

HEY YOU WANNA HAVE SEX? NO IM ONLY TEN YEARS OLD THATS OK I LIKE YOUNG ASIAN PUSSY WELL THEN LET ME GET NAKED 4 U UR REALLY GUD FOR A TEN YEAR OLD THATS CUZ I HAVE SEX W/ MY MOM EVERY NIGHT.

COMIC 6 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

HEY U WANT 2 HAVE SEX? NO I ONLY RAPE MEN HEY U WANT 2 HAVE SEX? NO IM NOT A LESBIAN HEY U WANT 2 HAVE SEX? SURE LET ME GET NAKED

Wow...um...these comics...really...suck (no pun intended). I must go gouge my eyes out with a soup spoon now.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

THE TRUTH by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

HARI_NEZUMI IS A COCK SUCKER HARI_NEZUMI IS GAY HARI_NEZUMI MAKES ME PUKE HARI_NEZUMI MAKE ME WANNA HAVE LESBIAN SEX W/ MY SISTER REALLY? YEAH LETS GET IT ON BITCH

Sorry but you really overmilked the lesbian sex angle. It wasn't even funny the first time...

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

SHUT UP SLOTHLOUDON OR ILL MAKE A COMIC ABOUT U 2 AND YOU WOULDNT WANT THAT NOW WOULD U?

WOULD SOMEONE WHO APPRICIATS HUMOR PLZ COME IN AND EXPLAIN 2 THESE IDIOTS HOW MY COMICS R FUNNY?

Please, no! I can't imagine anything worse than having a tribute made to you consisting mainly of badly spelt obscenities composed by a moron who clearly has no talent.

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

NO NEED TO BE JEALOUS OF MY ABILITYS SLOTHLOUDON NO1 LIKES A SOURPUSS

COMIC 7 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

HEY DONT COME IN HERE IM JACKING OFF I KNOW IT TURNS ME ON THATS CREEPY NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ONLY IF YOU BLOW ME NO WAY IM STRAIGHT NOTICE THE VICTORIAS SECERT MAGAZEEN IN MY HAND JACKASS  :(

COMIC 8 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

IM BORED I WANT SEX WTF??? IM THE SEX FAIRY IM HERE TO GRANT YOU YOUR WISH OH YEAH BABY! LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!! SPANK ME

COMIC 9 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

WHO R U AND Y R U HERE? SHUT UP AND TAKE OFF UR PANTS OH NO!!!!! IM BEING RAPED!!! U KNOW U LIKE THE FEELING OF MY PENIS IN UR ASS THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD LETS BE GAY LOVERS IM GAME AS LONG AS THERES TONS OF SEX

COMIC 10 by AW_sum_Ness12345 9-04-05

NOW THAT WE'RE LOVERS ULL HAVE 2 BREAK UP W/ UR OLD BOYFRIEND OK ILL WRITE HIM A LETTER DEAR GAY LOVER IM BREAKING UP W/ U THANKS 4 THE SEX NOW I HAVE 2 KILL MYSELF NOW THAT THATS OVER WITH LETS DO IT OK THIS TIME U SUCK ME

OK...for the record...I AM related to this monstrosity(sp?) of a comic strip maker...he's my brother...but I'm very ashamed of him and his sense of humor. I've kicked him off the computer for now...but WHO KNOWS WHEN HIS REIGN OF TERROR WILL ENSUE AGAIN????

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

You know, I actually liked his style. It's so utterly crude and without tact, but he seems to make me laugh.

Also, I warned you about remarks about having to remove body parts... Be careful what you wish for.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Is he adopted?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Urm... these read like deliberately shit comics by someone who is actually more literate and is having a laugh.

You shouldn't have bothered - fuck was the original and best.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

these "comics" are so terrible they make me want to shit. i cant believe someone would actually post this crap, id rather eat my own ass than read another one of these. dont quit your day job of sucking off homeless men for crack money. taaah

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Urm... these read like deliberately shit comics by someone who is actually more literate and is having a laugh.

You shouldn't have bothered - fuck was the original and best.

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I've seen funnier troll aliases in my day, but this stuff was pretty enjoyable. I rated #2 good.

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It's grime time.

FINE. If it will make you all feel better, I AM this guy. I have no brother. In fact, I have no parents! I'm an immortal lizard man! Yay!

There...happy?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Okay, I've no idea whether you're lying now... Oh well, I guess it's not important.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

NO...no it's not.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

this is dumb