Hi Im Rachel. Here is my first.

Lindsays Halloween comic by rachelmari 9-12-05

Lets wish Lindsay a happy early Halloween! how though? we can make her a comic while she is up taking her last pill for the day! I can be emo and hammer myself! and then get in a trachcan! GOOD ONE! Goodnight Lindsay! <3, Rachel

I meant to show you all this one... that last one i made for my friend because she loves halloween and is sick right now...

by rachel by rachelmari 9-12-05

sometimes I wish George Bush would stick his dick in a babys mouth. Just to see how Fox news would spin it? "GEORGE BUSH'S PENIS ACCOSTED BY A BABY. TONIGHT AT 11." wait wait I got a better one. "BABY GETS 15 TO LIFE FOR RAPING GEORGE BUSH WITH ITS MOUTH."

Meh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

and yours are totally not 'meh'.

Real opinions please!

"Meh" was my opinion. They weren't good. They weren't terrible. They didn't elicit a chuckle OR a groan. Therefore: Meh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'm with HCR on this one.

double "Meh" for me, please.

... i would've liked to have the punchline just be "BUSH'S DICK ACCOSTED BY BABY" and then silence panels.

or something.

shit, i dunno.

i make this up as i go, y'know?

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BUSH, DECLARING WAR ON SEXUAL ASSAULT, ORDERS INVASION OF IRAQ.

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<3 by rachelmari 9-12-05

In E-Land Ok, I just made my first comic, and now I want to see what people think. Meh. Your comix are not 3l33t enough for this forum NEWB. I totally have room to talk because my comix PWN urs. In E-Land Well, your comics are not really funny either. Maybe if someone with funny comics says "meh", Ill take it for face value... but your comics are shit and I can see you have no funny in you... Dewd, Im a fucking VET. It doesnt matter if mine are funny. *posts some funny comix about newbs not liking opinions that I DIDNT MAKE* (heh heh, im so cool, i showed her...) In the real world haha, not only are you not funny, in real life you're an ass clown. You should also... put your boner away. Have you ever even SEEN a girl? .........WAAAAAAAAAAA

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biting the hand that feeds is not a good idea.

try taking criticism delivered via teh intarweb with a grain of salt. or maybe a whole container.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Oh I honestly dont care. Its all in good fun. Im well aware that everyone has different tastes and different styles of humor. I just thought it was funny that after I respond calling someone elses posts 'meh'... the response is those other comics. Just made me LOL, so why not turn it into a comic?

Stripcreator Drama by finn34 9-12-05

In Brad's secret lair... rachelmari : HAHA! Put your boner away, Assclown! HCRoyall : STFU, N00b! Man, I could watch this all day.

lolzers.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

fyi, getting pissy about negative opinions is the quickest way to get people to stop reading your stuff

take it from Bob.

who's Bob, you ask?

exactly.

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what if nigger meant kite

I never claimed mine were works of comedic gold. I was declaring that I didn't believe your comics were funny. Responses like that will only get you flamed. Most people here are polite and will give you advice as long as you show them the same respect they show you.

As for the comics I posted, they should be a standard read for all new members. If you can't handle a little bad criticism, you might as well leave; the people here don't pull punches if you suck. You don't suck, but you aren't funny, either. Read other people's material, try different stuff out, find something that works for you. But don't bother posting your comics if you can't handle people telling you the truth.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.