Let me tell you about these anal beads I just bought! They are by far the most sub-standard chain of beads I have yet to purchase in my life! First of all, the so-called "intense prickly pleasure", which is supposed to be the major selling point for this particular brand, is low on the pleasure and quite high on the prickly. I mean seriously, if I wanted the inside of my silky asshole ripped to shreds I'd use an egg-beater! Second of all, the store clerk assured me the size of the beads was sufficient enough for "experienced assholes", but these little fuckers would hardly put up a fight getting shoved into a hamster's ass! Plus where's the complimentary sample of lube? I mean c'mon, do these people know anything about the bum tickeling business?

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Poop.

Why are you even buying anal beads and then telling people? This is like someone coming on here and complaining about the new Billy Joel CD they just bought.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Seriously! If you see this brand of anal bead, STAY AWAY!

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Poop.

And the anal beads sound like a carnival
And the anal beads smell like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put anal beads in my ass
And say, man, what are you doin’ here?

Oh, la la la, anal beads
La la, de de da da da

bump to kill blt thread

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I dumb :D

BILLY JOEL GOES IN THE ANUS!

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Poop.

Before or after the beads?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Just a little pull, and you'll be smilin' ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You may be right (da-da-da-da-dada-da)
I may be crazy
But I just may be the anal beads you're looking for...

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I has a flavor!

Bottle of lube, bottle of amyl nitrate...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

which i lost in a stupor last night while i was

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