heres the newest one it's not the best one posted here but here it is

Biglords big dream part one by kalo 10-06-05

Biglord why the heck are u still on that computer your asleep my homie son. dude, dad shut up u suck get out. god hes frelling annoying i should end my misury... lalalalalalala biglord theres an ant in my pants help me get them out pleese to be continued after this strip ahhhhhhhhh im jasen here to kill you both get out *kicks*

i like it a little *biglord is a friend from tugunderground.proboards31.com*

What?

I literally can't understand what that's about, or what happens, or what you meant by it.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

If you say "frelling" in real life, the baby Jesus weeps for you.

oh, come on, Aussies need their own slang. and where better to get it from than Farscape, the only decent thing to come from Down Under aside from Sabrina Lloyd, Big Country and Men At Work.

And Peter Jackson.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

If this is "better" I don't really want to see what you did before. Keep trying.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

IF BY "BETTER" YOU MEAN "WORSE"!!! LOLZERS!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Kinda funny

I'll pay Men At Work, but you missed Crowded House, Regurgitator, Midnight Oil, Hoodoo Gurus, The Whitlams, etc...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Don't forget Yahoo Serious.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Hmm. You write the heading to this as "I've gotten a little better".

What, were you bltsandwhich before?

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I've gotten a little bitter

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I dumb :D

oh, come on, Aussies need their own slang. and where better to get it from than Farscape, the only decent thing to come from Down Under aside from Sabrina Lloyd, Big Country and Men At Work.

And Peter Jackson.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

really?

damn.

well, they sure sounded like they were talking about Aussie-land...

"In A Big Country" = Scotland? lolz.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Big Country were a Scottish band, though none of its members were born in Scotland.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

that doesn't make them Scottish, IMO.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

They were formed in Dunfermline, and I assume that the members were raised in that area, but I do recall that none of them were not there. Lead guitarist/singer, Stuart Adamson had a really strong Scottish accent.

Anyway, they are a Scottish band, because the band as a unit was formed in, based in, and inspired by the history and music of Scotland. Get me?

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.