This is a story of a spaceman who escapes from the evil alien dudes. He, and his pet monkey, fart, escape on a spaceship to escape, and they have the adventure of their lives!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, The Spaceman #1']

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Every ship should have a Manuel. Or at least a José.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Don't forget Pedro!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Don't forget Pedro!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Fuck that fucking movie.

Oh and random is funny and you is good at random.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Here's s'more!

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, The Spaceman #2']

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, The Spaceman #3']

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, The Spaceman #4']

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, The Spaceman #5']

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, The Spaceman #6']

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, The Spaceman #7']

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Rejected is not nearly obscure enough to steal from, dude.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I was going to say ,"Can anyone guess what line that was from?", but you beat me to it.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

[Click to view comic: 'zING, THE sPACEMAN #8']

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, the Spaceman #9']

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, the Spaceman #10']

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Getting better

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I dumb :D

I don't think these are my best ones, but here they are, anyways.

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, the Spaceman #11']

[Click to view comic: 'Zing, the Spaceman #12']

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.