This is a story of a spaceman who escapes from the evil alien dudes. He, and his pet monkey, fart, escape on a spaceship to escape, and they have the adventure of their lives!!!

Zing, The Spaceman #1 by Juan_the_egghole 10-11-05

We join our hero's as they finish their waffles We're leaving that son of a planet, so now, we've got a big adventure ahead of us! How are we going to operate this spaceship if it didn't even come with a manuel? Just push all the buttons and see what happends. Hey, anymore waffles left?

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Every ship should have a Manuel. Or at least a José.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Don't forget Pedro!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Don't forget Pedro!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Fuck that fucking movie.

Oh and random is funny and you is good at random.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Here's s'more!

Zing, The Spaceman #2 by Juan_the_egghole 10-13-05

Where the Hell are we? Why you asking me? YOU FORGOT TO TAKE A MAP!!! I was too busy picking my butt. God, We're gonna die. Hey, you'd forget to get a map too if YOU had some serious butt-picking to do.

Zing, The Spaceman #3 by Juan_the_egghole 10-13-05

Hmm, it seems this place had been destroyed. Ya' think? I think I should be Leader. But I'm taller! True, but I'm shorter. Now, get arid of this ridicoulous screensaver and let's go! Darn, he's good.

Zing, The Spaceman #4

I'm never gonna go sky-diving with you again, cause' you FORGOT OUR PARACHUTES!!! Hey! I'm a monkey, not your fiancial advisor!

by Juan_the_egghole, 10-13-05

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Zing, The Spaceman #5 by Juan_the_egghole 10-13-05

Okay, we're in enemy territory now, so don't make a sound. OOOHH!! LOOK!!! A PENNY!! !!!!! Hey, what's that thing flying towards us? It looks like a bullet with butterfly wings.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Zing, The Spaceman #6 by Juan_the_egghole 10-13-05

Oh noes! Zing has been captured by his enemy's! Keep on going!!! Now, it's up to Fart, Zings pet monkey, to save him! C'mon, move it or I'll vaporise you!! I hope Fart doesn't eat all the chips. Yup, Zing's doomed. I WANNA RIDE A PONY!!!

Zing, The Spaceman #7 by Juan_the_egghole 10-13-05

We join our Ex-Hero, Fart, as he watches TV instead of saving Zing. I'm gonna watch TV. Your watching The Family Learning Channel. Yeah, I'd rather save Zing. Now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Rejected is not nearly obscure enough to steal from, dude.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I was going to say ,"Can anyone guess what line that was from?", but you beat me to it.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

zING, THE sPACEMAN #8 by Juan_the_egghole 10-14-05

I do. I do. Priest: You may now kiss the bride. My dreams are getting way too gay.

Zing, the Spaceman #9 by Juan_the_egghole 10-14-05

Where are we going again? I don't know. I hope we're going to Mcdonalds.

Zing, the Spaceman #10 by Juan_the_egghole 10-14-05

So, what's our next destination? Let me check. The sun. Isn't that the place where they sell cheese?

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Getting better

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I dumb :D

I don't think these are my best ones, but here they are, anyways.

Zing, the Spaceman #11 by Juan_the_egghole 11-05-05

Who's that? Who? That guy running naked over there. Aw, crap. Thats my mom. Wow, now I see where you get your intellegence from.

Zing, the Spaceman #12 by Juan_the_egghole 11-05-05

Pretensd that he's on the bed. *moan* What happend last night? Pretend the monkeys on the bed too. No shit....

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.