Well people looks like the crab man is running another contest.

Looks like TOBOR going to college make a strip about TOBOR'S college life.

1. The strip must feature TOBOR in a college enviroment.
2. Use one animal.

Thats it people judging will be Tuesday night around 10 PM central time.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

TOBOR at freshman class sign-up day by Spankling 9-30-01

It pays to be the new freshman girl with the long legs! I walk in and all the boys let me stride to the head of the line! I bet I'll have dry-humped this bitch before she gains her 10 pounds from dorm food. Wait until the ROTC gets a load of me. I don't like the way he's been eyeing my package. I hope there isn't a big gay population here. I_can't_believe_I_got_away with performing breast augmentation surgery for 7 years before someone read my diploma and discovered it was from the Bartenders Institute. I could clep out of Manrape 101, but why miss out on all this fun?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC68: This semester I have Anal. Chem. by lara7 9-30-01

I'm sorta worried about my dorm situation. What if i don't get along with my roommate? What if he's a nerd? Or a fundamentalist Christian? Are you Tobor? I'm your new roomie, Don Que. YES!! THANK YOU, MANRAPE GODS!!!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

CC68 Thank you sir, may I have another by lemur68 9-30-01

Tobor is in his final night as a pledge of Nu B. Fraternity. RAAR!! ACTIVES MAKE PLEDGE TOBOR GO ALL HELL WEEK WITH NO CORNHOLE!! TOBOR CANNOT RESIST FOR ONE MORE NIGHT!!! ...!!... whimper Pledge Tobor has failed in his pledge duties, and is hereby blackballed from becoming an active of Nu Beta Fraternity!

I accidentally posted it twice, going back to add CC68 to the title after hitting save....

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Tobor's Super Double Secret Probation by Carmie 9-30-01

*First, I must get embarassingly drunk and sexually harass cute co-eds...* Hey, baby, about breakfast tomorrow; How do you want your eggs: scrambled or fertilized? Whatta jerk. *Then I will playfully taunt the local townsfolk by blowing up the annual parade...* Screw you, Dean! Whatta jerk. *And soon I will be Big Man on Campus and beloved by generations to come.* What do you MEAN Animal House wasn't a documentary?!? Whatta Jerk

This is my first CC, so if I've neglected anything, please let me know.

-Carmie

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Wooo-Doggies~

CC-LXVIII: Those anally-retentive professors... by DexX 10-01-01

RAR!!! PROFESSOR AMPHETAMINE, TOBOR HAS PROBLEM!!! What is the problem, Tobor? RAR!!! TOBOR WISHES TO HAND IN ESSAY, BUT CANNOT FIND ESSAY RETURN SLOT! Oh, no problem, it's right over- Later... Ouch! What did he do then? HE SHOWED WHERE THE REAL RETURN SLOT WAS, AND GAVE TOBOR HIS PHONE NUMBER.

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CC 68: Manrape, A Fresh Look by itsclark 10-01-01

THE COMPETITIVE LIFESTYLE PROMOTED BY THE MEDIA HAS PRODUCED A SOCIETY WHICH IS FRUSTRATED AND REPRESSED. THIS ANALITY CAN BE CURED ONLY BY RADICAL NEW STANDARDS OF BEHAVIOR, AS OUTLINED IN MY BOOK, "MANRAPE, A FRESH LOOK". Roger regrets attending Stripcreator U. Gah! Who invited this robotic ass freak to be our guest speaker? Oh, I dunno. I'd take him over that scary hillbilly we hosted last month.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC 68: Picture the Horror by itsclark 10-01-01

college photography class, instructor Tobor presiding: I MUST SAY, GABE; I'VE NEVER SEEN A STUDENT TACKLE PHOTOGRAPHY WITH SUCH ENTHUSIASM! Thanks, Mr. Tobor! "THIS SERIES PORTRAYING YOUR DOZENS OF INTIMATE BARNYARD ENCOUNTERS IS ALIVE WITH PASSION AND SUSPENSE!" HOWEVER, IT ISN'T *EXACTLY* WHAT I ASSIGNED! I ADVISE YOU TO TEAM UP WITH A PARTNER AND TRY AGAIN. Crabby? You got a minute?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Crap -- I forgot to have Tobor speak in the third person. It's hard to grasp all the nuances of such a complex character.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC 68 - Tobor's Schedule by BigEvilDan 10-01-01

9:00 - Physics Today's lab will cover the effects of torque on a metal rod. TOBOR STUDY THIS FOR YEARS!!! THIS IS EASY!!! 11:00 - Argicultural Studies RARR!!! TOBOR WILL WRANGLE YOU!!! 1:00 - Oriental Languages Actually, he dropped this class. Apparently we weren't going to cover translations for "cornhole".

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 68: Final exam by BigEvilDan 10-01-01

So how did you do on the Calculus exam? I totally bombed it. Unlike you, of course. What are you talking about? I got reamed anally on that exam. You? You get A's in everything. You do nothing but study. What could have possibly happened to affect your grade that much? TOBOR SORRY ABOUT CALCULUS EXAM. INTEGRATION MAKES TOBOR NERVOUS. It's okay, Tobor. We all cope with stress in different ways.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 68: Go Big Red! by kaufman 10-01-01

Thank you all for coming out to cheerleading tryouts. We'll let you know Wednesday who's made the team. Rah! Rah! RAAAAR!!! Rah!

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CC 68: That's not a typo in the course catalogue by kaufman 10-01-01

WELCOME TO ASSTRONOMY 101. MY NAME IS PROFESSOR TOBOR. TODAY I SHOW YOU THE BASICS OF CORNHOLING. WATCH WHAT TOBOR DO WITH THIS DONKEY. Excuse me, Professor Tobor, but I thought in this class we'd be looking at stars and things. OH YES, INDEED. SOON YOU BE SEEING STARS!!!

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CC 68: Physics 101 by kaufman 10-01-01

... which approaches zero as the torque increases. Thus, Max's Theorem spells out the requirements for graviton generation. Any questions? TOBOR DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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CC 68: Red Dorm Rising by kaufman 10-01-01

Nice dorm room you've got here, Dave. I like the seascape wall poster. Heh heh, thanks, Clango. Watch what happens when I turn out the lights and turn on the black light ... WHOOOAAA! Pretty freaky, eh? That and my bong are real chick magnets!

The animal, of course, is the fish :-)

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Crap -- I forgot to have Tobor speak in the third person. It's hard to grasp all the nuances of such a complex character.

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This really sucks, but pretend it's cool. You never know when my mom might be watching.

CC 68: College Friends by attitudechicka 10-01-01

Hey Tobor. How's it flowin'? FLOWIN'? Yeah, like "how's it hanging", or "how's it going". OH. IT ISN'T REALLY HANGING AT THE MOMENT, BUT IT GOES PRETTY WELL. Um, yeah, okay. Do you want to join my friends and I at a game of hackeysack? SURE. TOBOR LOVE GAMES WITH BALLS.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 68: Saturday Night at Tau Beta Rho by kaufman 10-01-01

o/` LOUIE LOUIE! RAAAR, RAAAR, MECORNHOLEYU, YAHYAHYAHYAHYAH! Care to dance? What do you think of the band, Otter? Sucks, man! I can almost understand the words!

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CC68: MR301 by ObiJo 10-01-01

Who can tell me what printing breakthrough occured in 1804? Tobor, you can put your hand down if you're just going to scream MANRAPE!!!! again. All is not manrape?

I chose the manimal, like the rule-skirting bastard that I am.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Not one of mine, but one of DH-01's that happened to fit this contest, sorta.

Tobor Meets His Match! by DH-01 6-05-01

Meet Tobor! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! RUN, FLESHY CORNHOLABLE THINGS! RUN!!! Oh, It's yOU AgAIn. dIdn't yOU flUnk my AnAl vIOlAtIOn cOUrsE at thE UnIvErsIty? TOBOR DOES NOT NEED A DIPLOMA TO CORNHOLE! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WHEN TOBOR SEES FIT! whAtEvEr, bItchnUts. tImE fOr A rEfrEshEr cOUrsE In cOlOn-InvAsIOn.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 68: Dorm Depressing by itsclark 10-01-01

So this is my dorm room assignment! I've got so many things to unpack. I'll put my television there... ...the litterbox in the bathroom, and my PC and stereo against that wall. Perfect! I hope my new room-mate won't mind! MMM!! LOOKS LIKE TOBOR'S DORM ROOM ALREADY COME FULLY FURNISHED!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Done.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

CC68: Orgasmic Chemistry by israphael 10-01-01

Today class we are going to synthesize gamma hydroxybutyrate. The critical reaction is the esterification of the halogenated site on the main aromatic ring. At this step it is important to... TOBOR BORED. TOBOR KNOW HOW TO DO EXPERIMENT. TOBOR READ LAB MANUAL. TOBOR WILL BEGIN NOW. Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Tobor! Tobor! Snap out of it! There are reasons why we tell you not to sample the chemicals.

We were never allowed to synthesize anything cool. Come to think about it, they never allowed us access to sharp or pointed objects either.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC68: College, a Time for Experimentation and Growth by Vekktor 10-01-01

Rush week at Phi Iota Gamma fraternity. Heavens, I'd really, dearly love to be made a member of this fine fraternity. OK PLEDGE, IT'S YOUR TURN WITH "SKIPPY". GIVE 'EM HELL. RARRR! Young TOBOR gets an unexpected surprise with a patient "tutor". Oh sweet mercy! Forced to cornhole a chicken! I'll never be able to show my face in public again. Don't worry hon. Cornholin' is easy. Lemme just shift the ol' tail feathers here and *hrmm*..oh OOH.. ooooooh... Satiated, TOBOR is reborn anew! A red-blooded man! RARR! TOBOR MAN NOW! Congrats. Tomorrow, you're "Skippy".

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VEKKTOR: Winner of the coveted "Worst TOBOR Strip Crabby Has Ever Seen Award", 1 year running.